A Woman's Guide to Spotting Bad Men

[Tom Yum]

Over 100 years ago, we used to go out, hunt down our food, kill it, clean it and prepare it for dinner that same day (or dry it with rock salt). Technology has removed us from the hunt and provides us with ready to eat meals, unless you enjoy hunting or cooking.

If technology does the same thing to mate picking; making robotic, life-like mates designed according to our own designs and preferences, life would be like some kind of Twilight zone.

[Garland]

how about we treat people the way we'd like to be treated in relationships then there'd be no game playing, cheating (why not just leave instead) or other drama, I know this will never happen but things would be alot simpler and in the long run both parties would probably be happier for it.Oh well back to reality, here's a list of types of women you don't want to get involved with
1. the gold digger
2. the emotional taker (talks about her issues/every detail of her existance nonstop 24/7)
3. the I like bad boys/jerks but only "safe bad boys/jerks" cause they don't even know the meaning of "bad" or "jerk'" but they think they do LOL the jokes on them
4. the I don't know what I want game player
me>"why don't I dont know what you want ,because YOU don't know what YOU want, why don't you just take like 2 years and draw me a frigging map, oh no wait, see ya peace out"
5. the flirty tease
6. the physco chick with insecurity problems/dad issues ect. don't ever leave me ect.
7. the control freak/where have you been> I've got friends who can't even drink a beer in their living room
8.the make you into a completely different person with loving nudgeing 24/7
I think some chicks are combos of all these types.
but hell heck no ones perfect

you forgot drug addicts and the criminally insane.
add that to 2, 6, AND 8, roll it into a single person, and you have every girl I've ever been with.

[Tom Yum]

you forgot drug addicts and the criminally insane.
add that to 2, 6, AND 8, roll it into a single person, and you have every girl I've ever been with.

2 - maybe you're a good listener and so you attract women who are really talkative.

6 - maybe a secure guy who really loves his woman.

8 - you seem like an open minded person, so you're branded as changeable.

It seems like we get who we attract.

[fanman.]

My problem is my g/f eats all the good food in the fridge and she sleeps in the middle of the bed.

Got any quick fixes for that?

My suggestion is to sprinkle pepper on top of the food that you don't want her to eat. She'll take one sniff of it and run away.
Hey, it worked with my cat.

[Miss Teak]

Wow... they forgot one of the most seriously disturbed man-type:

THE INTERNET JUNKIE: This includes guys that post on martial arts forums or buy software/supplies from NewEgg. Run ladies.... RUN!!!!

[Tom Yum]

Wow... they forgot one of the most seriously disturbed man-type:

THE INTERNET JUNKIE: This includes guys that post on martial arts forums or buy software/supplies from NewEgg. Run ladies.... RUN!!!!

Hey.....

aren't you posting on a martial arts forum....



..aaaaAAAAAAAarraaaaa!!

[Miss Teak]

Hey.....

aren't you posting on a martial arts forum....



..aaaaAAAAAAAarraaaaa!!

Well yes, but I'm female. It's okay for us. That whole double standard thing. You guys are always going to be wrong no matter what you do. These are the rules.

[Tom Yum]

Well yes, but I'm female. It's okay for us. That whole double standard thing. You guys are always going to be wrong no matter what you do. These are the rules.

This post would have been more comical if you ended with some kind of slide whistle.

[Tom Yum]

My suggestion is to sprinkle pepper on top of the food that you don't want her to eat. She'll take one sniff of it and run away.
Hey, it worked with my cat.

I hope you're not dating your cat

Good idea though. Except most women and people would probably enjoy a little pepper on their food.

Use Thai chilli-garlic sauce...

[Miss Teak]

This post would have been more comical if you ended with some kind of slide whistle.

I was thinking a tap routine myself, but I did'nt think it would come across in writting.

[Tom Yum]

I was thinking a tap routine myself, but I did'nt think it would come across in writting.

You could insert an animated gif.

[Miss Teak]

You could insert an animated gif.

Lol, I could but in the time it takes to google one and then figure out the code to put it here... I could be on my way to the gym or to class, working to better myself for posterity and a future paycheck.

[Tom Yum]

Lol, I could but in the time it takes to google one and then figure out the code to put it here... I could be on my way to the gym or to class, working to better myself for posterity and a future paycheck.

....touche.

[Boston]

Why do you need a guide??????

I thought all men were bad!!!!!!!

[seppuku]

I thought you'd left....
How goes the one man battle youre fighting?