hey.

[Albert]

Hello, names albert. ive been part of Martial-arts planet forums for quite a while, but the mods there are total morons, and though its a very popular MA site, they treat you like your 3 years old, so i decided to give this place a try. Hope i can get to know all you, and i hope this place isnt like the last.

[Tom Yum]

Great....another B-movie ninja enthusiast!! Don't worry, you'll get treated like you're atleast 4.

Welcome.

Don't eat the mints, feed the trolls and go around asking about the kumite...lol.

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

yo man, one thing ive found on this website is though people dont talk to you like your 3, they take everything seriously and take any oppertunity to bust on you. so dont get discouraged when you ask "is kung fu good?" and they respond "well, if you werent an idiot you wouldnt have to ask stupid questions." (not saying youd ask that, you know, just an example.) but there are plenty of cool people on this site. have a good time.

[Tom Yum]

Are you rumours true that you're a mod now?

bwahahahahahahhaHEHEHAHAHEHEHHE..............................




















no

[Thai Bri]

But he is still "Odd". Does that count?

[osopardo]

...but there are plenty of cool people on this site...

No there ain't! Sheesh! these damn n00bs, always goin' 'roun spreadin' stupid nasty rumors and falsehoods!



I will now regale our newest forumite with a song. Ahem

We’re so sorry

uncle albert

We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain.

We’re so sorry

uncle albert.

But there’s no one left at home
And I believe I’m gonna rain.
We’re so sorry but we haven’t heard a thing all day
We’re so sorry uncle albert
But if anything should happen we’ll be sure to give a ring.

We’re so sorry, uncle albert.
But we haven’t done a bloody thing all day.
We’re so sorry, uncle albert.
But the kettle’s on the boil and we’re so easily called away.

Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Admiral halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie (butter pie?)
(the butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie)

Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around

Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Ooo------------ooo-------------


thankyew, thankyew, thankyewverymuch.

[Tom Yum]

But he is still "Odd". Does that count?

Only on days that end in the letter 'y'