Ultimate Warrior!

[Thai Bri]

Dear MadShat. Have you been peeking?

[Madchat18]

Only in my dreams big boy

[Thai Bri]

Thats alright then.

How is Ernie? You two still count under the covers?

[Madchat18]

The only under-cover counting I do is trying to figure out the times you've deposited your filth into your overly-blubberd accountant.
Wacking off to big dreams of being a bad-ass, in the race to being a wise-cracking hoe you're coming in dead last.
I'll punch you, tackle you, divorce your face from your skull, then maybe you'll live up to the hype, you useless forum troll.
Better run from me if you see me smile, I'm coming up with this reply after a late night showing of 8 mile.

Hehe, just joking Bri, you are a wise-cracking hoe, but you're funny as hell. Keep up the good work

[adacas]

8 Mile?? The movie?? That piece of butt ooze of a movie had to be the biggest waste of my rental money. I hate 8 Mile and I hate Eminem for making it. It would have been better if Vanilla Ice made it. Sigh. All well I guess for every good movie (Invasion of the Anal Intruders) there has to be a dozen bad ones (8 Mile, Glitter, Cholas in Trouble II, Stuart Little 2).

[spiderchoke]

I think it is completely obvious who would win.

Me!


Or Darth Vader, 'cause he's bad!

Or the redneck who got the maddest. Because we all know that guy that came in to train and just doesn't get it. He thinks that in a real fight if he went up against the best fighter in the gym, he would win.........and I quote..........

"Man, 'Cause I get really mad, and when I'm mad, I can fight!"

[Madchat18]

Ive been thinking this over and I believe that maybe that Huge guy from Green Mile and Daredevil would be a good choice. I'm to lazy to look up his name but He's huge and has hardly no neck and since I'm assuming that most of the matches would end with someone being choked, either before or after they were knocked out, he may be a good choice.

Rednecks would die to the hands of Thai Bri.............. or at least they'd SQEEEEEL like a pig.

[Sean Dempsey]

Michael Clarke Duncan is an actor with little fighting skill.

The "Ultimate Warrior" is Rickson Gracie. There, we can close this thread now.

[Madchat18]

Please remove thyself from Ricksons lap sir. I have no reason to believe that Rickson could beat many of todays top fighters. Maybe if he'd just fight once more against Sakuraba or Wanderlei Silva and win, I'd have alot more respect for him being the Ultimate Warrior. The saying, "There is always someone better" has no greater application than in regards to MMA.

I'd really like to see Steven Segal fight Jean-Claude Van-Damm. Those two has had several verbal altercations already. Segal, though approaching obese faster than Spears approaching whoredom, would probably wipe the floor with Jean-Claude.

[Sean Dempsey]

I think Steven Segal would do really good in Pride or UFC nowdays. He's got that kind of experience most of the fighters just don't have.

I mean, has Tito Ortiz ever fought an entire ship full of terrorist and won like Segal did in "Under Siege"? Or Van Damme even, I don't remember any current UFC fighters or Pride fighters winning the Kumitay ESPECIALLY WITH FLOUR THROWN IN THEIR EYES!!!!

(sarcasm... this thread is retarded)

BTW, I vote Dark Vader too. When was the last time you saw a UFC fighter choke someone from across the room and then throw them off a ledge.

[Madchat18]

I'll have you note that this "retarded" thread is just me trying to settle once and for all, who is the ULTIMATE WARRIOR. I mean, I could've put up another AWESOME (sic) poll about the most useless martial art or a style vs. style one but I didn't want anyones head to explode. Oh, and BTW, Vader would be killed by........ dum da dum.. Luke Skywalker!!!
Now, Chewbacca though....... That's another story.

[darrianation]

Originally posted by Madchat18
Details details ya freakin' um,,, come on, let the powers of Bri wash over me.......... um, screw you ass I hate you, It's a no rules fight! Okay maybe that was weak

I think Bob Sapp could kill everyone tho

Bob Sapp or warren Sapp they look the same to me. Are they brothers?

[spiderchoke]

How dare you even think about much less put into print...........
that the whiny little punk of Luke "Wah-Wah" Skywalker would beat Vader.

"No, your not my father" Boo Hoo! "That's Impossible!" Sniff, sniff!


Vader let him win out of Fatherly Love.
That's how bad he is! Even when he loses, he wins.

I seriously doubt, that even I could beat Vader, and I'm Bad.

LOL