Woman speak for the modern bachelor

[Tom Yum]

Take this with a grain of salt ladies & gents, some truth to it...good women are a hard find these days. If you don't have to deal with the following in your current courtship, consider yourself blessed and a good judge of character!

http://www.nomarriage.com/translation.html

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Woman-speak: "Of course I don't mind if you..."
English: "You bet your f@cking arse I DO mind. Go ahead, you WILL pay later..."

Woman-speak: "Do you like it?"
English: "F@cker, if you do NOT notice my new hairstyle/shoes/mail order catalogue/wall paper/trashy little knicknack/ you are fucking DEAD!

Woman-speak: "You are an asshole"
English: "I will be f@cking your brains out in 5 minutes"

Woman-speak: "Do you remember when you got me this?"
English: "I KNOW you don't remember, you ****, I'm just enjoying seeing you sweat..."

Woman-speak: I don't love you any more.
English: You are broke, out of work, AND I'm f@cking somebody else now...

Woman-speak: "We need to talk."
English: "I need to cut your balls off and tell you for the 1,000th time how you do not live up to my standards and nag you eternally and try to change you because I am a shrewish ****. This will undoubtedly give me a stress headache - you won't be getting any pussy tonight."

Women-speak: "I'm tired."
English: "I'm blaming you unfairly for my weight gain and my self-image problems, and you won't be getting any pussy tonight."

Woman-speak: "Let's just meet for coffee."
English: "You won't be getting any pussy tonight."

Woman-speak: "Oh, I don't care what we do."
English: "Even if you read my mind and figure out exactly what I want, the odds of you getting any pussy tonight are 115:1."

Woman-speak: "You like that football sweatshirt because you went to school there, right?"
English: "I tell all my friends you dress like a fucking slob and I'll be engaging in my manipulative 'you need to wear what I say is good or you won't get any pussy tonight' behavior soon."

Woman-speak: "Are you going to wear that shirt to the wedding?"
English: "I know these are the clothes I fell in love with you in, but now that I want to own you, they just won't do. Being the bossy **** that I am, I need to re-do your entire wardrobe. I'll be too tired tonight from shopping to suck your dick for the next 15 years."

Woman-speak: "Do I look fat in this?"
English: " I need CREDIBLE reassurance that I am NOT a 350lb MacDonalds hog, with a sagging gut and dropping ass..."

Woman-speak: "I love you"
English: "You are quite a good ****, and are solvent. My pussy is yours until something better comes along."
English (alternative): "I want something from you."

Woman-speak: "How thoughful of you!"
English: "Pussy whipped asshole, you are gonna have to do a LOT better than that to get some this year, let alone tonight. Suck up HARDER!"

Woman-speakS: Are you coming to bed now?
English: I'm going to tease you with sex to get you to drop whatever you're doing, come up stairs, and cuddle me, but you're still not getting any pussy.

Woman-speak: "You are not the man I married"
English: "In spite of years of manipulation, ridicule and doing my best to mind **** you on a daily basis to change you into what I want, you have resisted me. F@ck you, no more sex, get out of my life..."

Woman-speak: "I do"
English: "No more blowjobs"

Woman-speak: "I can't find a good man to marry"
English: "I wasted my life focusing on my hate for men, and now I am fucked, the women's movement has destroyed my life"
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[JKD-Escrima]

that was hilarious!
(What to say to a woman) - Look at this garbage honey! I can't believe this shovanist pig thinks that women think like this!!

[GQchris]

I have been on that site before, good stuff, I don't agree with never getting married, but I do believe in getting to know very well what kind of person it is you are marrying...

[kingoftheforest]

50/50

I have dated many women Tom and i gotta say that post is about 50/50 from my expierence. My wife doesn't act like that....but many of my ex's have.

I'm sure any lady who felt a retort was in order could find many a list to jibe at us guys with.

Tom do you always put the seat down.

[Tom Yum]

I have dated many women Tom and i gotta say that post is about 50/50 from my expierence. My wife doesn't act like that....but many of my ex's have.

I'm sure any lady who felt a retort was in order could find many a list to jibe at us guys with.

Wow, I posted that one two years ago. At the time, I was involved with a very, very lovely girl and considered myself lucky

She was so sweet. Wanted to marry her, but she was against the concept. We grew apart, but I still remember her sweetness

Tom do you always put the seat down.

I'm single now, so I don't really pay attention to it

[kingoftheforest]

Eww

Remind me never to use your bathroom lol.

Seriously I missed the date on this completely it was such a short thread I just read right through it.

[Tom Yum]

Remind me never to use your bathroom lol.

Seriously I missed the date on this completely it was such a short thread I just read right through it.

Hey, it doesn't mean that I don't clean up...but face it, when you're single you live like a bachelor.

In other words, a woman generally improves your life (or atleast they turn you into an improvement project )

[GQchris]

I love leaving the seat up on purpose... I love hearing women shout and b!tch at me when they fall in, lol...its hilarious

[kingoftheforest]

R.i.p.

Wow just when this thread was getting good it died.....to bad