What The F#*k Can I Do????????!!!!!!!!!1

[Captain Obvious]

You seem to have gotten yourself into some trouble

[Garland]

SNAPS!
This shit's too damn good...I'm gonna pop up some popcorn and show this shit to my friends.
Holyshit...I thought the guy was just trying to be a joker "what if somebody want's to kick your ass who's an elite sprinter and MMA star?"
Ha!
You poor, poor bastard. That's what you get for keying people's cars who you don't know (and you got caught...how?!). My advice is to...well, I can't say pray because I'm an atheist...so...just HOPE it's over quick.
Cough up the money...a formal written appology, and take him out for a round of drinks or a fancy-assed dinner. Simple solution.

[eXcessiveForce]

Same IP, same person, unless you are breaking in and using his computer to post.

Amusing thread but you are still talking to yourself.

[Tom Yum]

Why did you have to go and ruin something amusing once again? It's so much more entertaining to think that that these two are separate morons instead of one moron with split moronic personalities.

How do you know they are split personalities? They could be Siamese twins..

...that would screw up your love life.

[shirase]

or would if one of them is using a proxy IP but it just turns out that its the same as the other guys real IP. that would be intense

[Tom Yum]

or would if one of them is using a proxy IP but it just turns out that its the same as the other guys real IP. that would be intense

Do you see script opportunities with this?

[Garland]

NO KIDDING!
I swear I am shocked and ashamed!
just...just....absolutely shocked
and
ashamed!
yessss.....

[Tom Yum]

That is outrageous, Outrageous!!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself you disgusting racist.

The racially sensitive among us abstain from using the insensitive term of "Siamese twins", instead use the inclusive term conjoined twins. I’ve documented your racism on previous occasions, but I didn’t know that you’d go this far.

Yes, I know I'm terribly racist. The name "Tom Yum" alone seems to indicate that...not to mention the other languages that I speak (or am learning ) I'm afraid of the world H2H; Especially foreign things (Read: anything outside of my birth county and therefore inferior )

...excuse me while I go get some soup as its dinner time ...(sarcasm off)

wanna try some soup?

[Tom Yum]

It's amasing the kinds of lowlifes that pop up around here?
The name Tom Yum certainly tells me a lot, mostly that you aren't afraid of having foreign things for dinner.

Yeah, or trying to speak to other's in their own language or accept their customs

dang ferners!

[Tom Yum]

Wow, I didn't now you swung that way.

Who doesn't like to swing?

Gotta say that most Country & Western dancers prefer 2 step though, instead of east coast swing (Tom Yum searching for smiley face with cowboy hat)

[Captain Obvious]

I don't think fanman and bauer pauer like each other

[sanjiyan99]

I hate to feed the trolls, but this is just too funny. Yet, it seems as if they are content to wage their little war over the Internet, if in fact they are two different people. Will it be a kung fu on kung fu match? Honestly, I think they'll revert to simple brawling, tugging at each other's shirts, and sucker punching one another. No fancy "patta-cake" (as Thai Bri likes to call it) maneuvers. This is one of those times I'd like to be there to record all the action on video then send it off to AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS, or MTV's JACKASS.

[Garland]

Yes, I know I'm terribly racist. The name "Tom Yum" alone seems to indicate that...not to mention the other languages that I speak (or am learning ) I'm afraid of the world H2H; Especially foreign things (Read: anything outside of my birth county and therefore inferior )

...excuse me while I go get some soup as its dinner time ...(sarcasm off)

wanna try some soup?

TOM YUM GOONG very very tasty....ahhhh lemongrass, mushrooms, all sorts of crazy tasty-ness! I prefer it over bland assed Pad thai anyday. I'll go for the ga prow, and the tom ka gai, but according to southpark, meekrob is a dirty word that incurs the wrath of god.

[Garland]

That is outrageous, Outrageous!!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself you disgusting racist.

The racially sensitive among us abstain from using the insensitive term of "Siamese twins", instead use the inclusive term conjoined twins. I’ve documented your racism on previous occasions, but I didn’t know that you’d go this far.
It's amasing the kinds of lowlifes that pop up around here?

oh...my...I'm sorry, I thought you were being sarcastic.
why is it that everyone wants everyone else to walk on eggshells these days...???

[Tom Yum]

TOM YUM GOONG very very tasty....ahhhh lemongrass, mushrooms, all sorts of crazy tasty-ness! I prefer it over bland assed Pad thai anyday.

That stuff is a fountain of youth for some and a bowl of seering hot lava for others.