Osopardo

[Szczepankiewicz]

According to my sources you turn 52 today?

Is that accurate?

If so happy birthday ya old fart!

Spanky

[WiLd-EyEd]

He looks a lot worse than 52, I can tell ya!

[osopardo]

Thank you, Spanky!
(I have to edit my profile post haste, online I'm supposed to be 26!)



W-E; you're just jealous 'cause you're even older - 52 is just a fading memory for you!

[Tom Yum]

Hi i'm 26 good looking, single and looking with pleanty of money. Looking for a hot sassy girl who loves to have fun. But no we cant meat, i can only look at your webcam.

Translation: I am 13, slightly overweight, eternally single and run my own lemonade stand. Since there's no way we could hook up, lemme look at you so I can practice my style's kata: The groin grab.

[osopardo]

Guys! guys! Stop talkin about yourself! This thread is supposed to be about me!

'Appy birfday to meeee! 'Appy birfday 2 meee!
'Appy birfday Osopardoooo!
'Appy birfday to meeeee!

Yaaaayy!!!

[Thai Bri]

Happy birthday to you, Old Brown Bear! Many happy returns.

[kengar]

52! You use a computer really well.

Happy Birthday.

[osopardo]

52! You use a computer really well.

Happy Birthday.

The Univac 1! Here's a picture of me surfing the 'net while my assistant hangs another spool of data tape.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Funny, I always pictured you as a shorter oriental woman. I wonder how I missed that?

[osopardo]

That was before the operation when I "lookeh lika man"!

[kengar]

The Univac 1! Here's a picture of me surfing the 'net while my assistant hangs another spool of data tape.

LOL - That is one High-Speed machine in the bottom right corner.

[osopardo]

LOL - That is one High-Speed machine in the bottom right corner.

That's my keyboard, which doubles as a printer. The internet-ready Remington "Selectric" with optional integral correction tape

[Thai Bri]

I liked dat so much I bought da companeeeeee!

[osopardo]

I'm such a provincial! I go thru life assuming ads like that are just shown here in the States and there are completely different ads and products "over there". You know, it's like it's a whole 'nother country!

[Tom Yum]

Not only am I the founder of the Hairclub for men, I'm also a client.

Where's the beef?

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame bun!

Clap on Clap off Clap on, Clap off - the clapper

ch-ch-ch cheah!!