do chicks dig martial artists?

[Tom Yum]

Some ugly little troll with somebody who loves them completely and is blind to all his flaws... It'll come....

Hey, I may be ugly but at 4'11" and 278 lbs of love, I aint little! Oh, and I forgot to mention that I'm extremely lazy (not an ounce of work ethic in me), demonstrate ape-like intelligence (college major:basket weaving, minor:marketing) and inexperienced in every sense of the word....is there someone for this hopeless Tom ?


PS - I'm a pretty good janitor though.

[osopardo]

Just be patient and don't play the game. Be real. It'll come. You're still young and you have plenty of time.

I believe there really is somebody out there for each of us. You see examples of it all the time. Some ugly little troll with somebody who loves them completely and is blind to all his flaws... It'll come....

[EmptyneSs]

im 21 man. im not sad or anything, its just that relationships are so hard and always end in a bad way. men and women were made to be with eachother, but sadly there is so much rediculous bs that gets in the way.

[osopardo]

he's lonely, not sleepy.
He needs hope, encouragement, a good kick in the pants.

EmptyneSs, how old are you, bro? 'Cause if this is adolescent angst, I gotta tell you, it'll pass. You will find love someday, but not if you get all "Goth" on us and start revelling in the pain. Life's too short to waste any of it on melancholia!

[Tom Yum]

is love actually real? does it really exist? i hear about it all the time, but i thought it was just a myth. coldneSs and emptyneSs is all i know of.

Drink a warm cup of coffee...

[EmptyneSs]

she still loves me!

is love actually real? does it really exist? i hear about it all the time, but i thought it was just a myth. coldneSs and emptyneSs is all i know of.

[osopardo]

~

I was sitting there on the couch, minding my own business, watching a televised UFC (Tito vs. Randy, I think). My eyes glazed over and my mouth lolling open, half catatonic from the sheer bloodlust, when the wife decides to plop down next to me and "share in my interest". She snuggled up and watched quietly until the round was over. I glanced at her and found her staring at me, shaking her head in wonderment. "I'll never understand you." she says.

"What?"

"How can a sweet, intelligent, gentle man like you actually enjoy watching, much less enjoy doing, such things?"

"Huh "



















she still loves me!

[eXcessiveForce]

Daleks were cool. Except for not being able to go up stairs.

[Thai Bri]

EF the Dalek is on the loose!

"INAPPROPRIATE! INAPPROPRIATE! YOU WILL BE INAPPROPRIATED!"

[Tom Yum]

If EF thinks its unappropriate, he will say so as he has done before. In general, I try to keep my writing between PG-13 and R.

[EmptyneSs]

be careful guys, or excessive force will close this thread too, even though threads like " My Physique Picture" are allowed remain.

[Geneva]

Hah hah!

Never enough! hah hah!

[Tom Yum]

Tom...you too have a dirty mind...I mean passion for Martial arts!

Yeah, passion for marial arts = durty mind.

How often are you sparring these days? Practicing kata?? ...Just jokin

[Thai Bri]

Geneva is sexier than her in the picture.

[Geneva]

hah hah!

Tom...you too have a dirty mind! I meant passion for Martial arts! *shaking head and rolling eyes*