Watch our Candidates get funky!

[Tom Yum]

http://www.miniclip.com/hiphopdebate.htm

[Kimpatsu]

I haven't enjoyed politics that much in years.

[The Kestrel]

I could do that for hours.

[Kimpatsu]

You like watching guys dance, don't you?

I like watching politicians dodging questions (which is a kind of dancing).
It makes me really the sorry state of world politics.

[Kimpatsu]

Keep telling youself that.

You don't the world's in a sorry state? Either you're terribly naive, or you must be smoking some really cool sh!t...

[Kimpatsu]

I'm the naive one, yet you're too dense to see where I'm going with this.

Oh, so you ARE on mind-altering substances...

[Tom Yum]

I'm the naive one, yet you're too dense to see where I'm going with this...

Not the bathroom, I hope...

...back to your regularly scheduled program...

[Tom Yum]

You like watching guys dance, don't you?

cut a rug!!

http://www.tvdance.com/chrisfarley/

[Tom Yum]

Now, Now, there's no need to assist our slow friend here. He/she is an adult, I’m sure he/she can handle it.

bring a match and proper reading materials!

[Kimpatsu]

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

Your perceptions seem to have been altered to the point where you can no longer identify humour...

[Kimpatsu]

bring a match and proper reading materials!

I'm not sure H2H can read...

[Kimpatsu]

The feeling is mutual; perhaps you're suffering from learning disabilities.

Doubtful. Where did you go to school?

[Kimpatsu]

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for trying to stalk little boys over the internet.

I don't stalk little boys over the internet. I stalk you.
Ha ha!

"Where di you go to school?" Okay flawless one.

Even monkeys fall from trees. And I never claimed to be flawless; you just inferred it. Now, I wonder why...?

[Kimpatsu]

Dude, I wouldn’t go around saying shit like that…somebody’s going to beat the crap out of you if you keep on saying shit like that. You can be a little bitch over the computer, but I wouldn’t do it in real life.

That was funny. It's called having a sense of humour.
After all, you're the one who wrongfully accused me of being a paedophile.

Dude you make spelling mistakes constantly, even though you get your panties in a knot whenever anybody else makes a few errors.

Please show me where.