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  • #31
    357 to the kidneys? It works, I've tried it, and it'll even get you laid. Of course it'll be by a guy in prision, but hey you're still gettin' laid

    Thai Bri, you're not a square. Squares are naive to the world and aren't open to new things. I don't know you well, but I know you enough to say you ain't no square.

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    • #32
      yeah i'd say he's a pentagon at least.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by adacas
        yeah i'd say he's a pentagon at least.
        More like a trapezoid to me, though his head is oddly octogonal.

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        • #34
          I have a head like a hot air balloon. A big sausage shaped one. Oh yes........

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          • #35
            pretty soon holyman will have a new thread called " How to get head from women"

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            • #36
              I'll be reading that one with interest!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Thai Bri
                I'll be reading that one with interest!
                dude it should be pretty easy if ur a cop. when u bust some slut for something petty, just tell her to give u head and u wont arrest her.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by EmptyneSs
                  "How a to get head from women"
                  Use a knife.

                  Other useful tips are available on all good bitTorrent sites, just search for 'Bigley'

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by EmptyneSs
                    dude it should be pretty easy if ur a cop. when u bust some slut for something petty, just tell her to give u head and u wont arrest her.
                    I see you're big on public service....

                    that's neither moral nor ethical. I'm sure there are normal women out there who dig cops; just like there are who dig firefighters.

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                    • #40
                      I can see the amateurs already gave you some basics on how to begin.
                      Let me know if you need tips on more advanced/refined techniques.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Tom Yum
                        that's neither moral nor ethical.
                        neither is most things people do in life.

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                        • #42
                          Touche.

                          Now back to the matter at hand...helping that sad guy build his confidence at chatting up women.

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                          • #43
                            Which one Tom, holyman or Xebsball?

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by koto_ryu
                              Which one Tom, holyman or Xebsball?
                              Me of course !

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by gregimotis
                                [B]

                                "Great shoes! Where'd you get 'em?"

                                A question about my shoes? she’ll think to herself. Who is this guy?"


                                Holyman: next time your on the train, compliment her on her shoes and then get back to us with your success story.
                                NO do not do that. I had a guy comment on my shoes once and my thoughts were not "Who is this guy?" but rather "This guy is gay, only a gay guy would comment on a woman's shoes." It turned out he was not gay but it put a downer on everything.

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