How do you chat up women ?

[polegirl]

Tom - Are you really thrice divorced? I find that hard to believe.

[Xebsball]

why did you quote and reply my quotes?
i already know everything
i dont need your help
i am the legendary ladiesman

[Tom Yum]

Tom - Are you really thrice divorced? I find that hard to believe.

LOL...

My background info is a quote that comes from a famous actor, Chris Farley who used to appear on a show called "Saturday Night Live."

He used to appear on a skit acting as a cracked-out motivational speaker named Mick Foley, who allways mentions "he's thrice divorced and living in a van down by the river, eating a solid diet of government cheese".

Chris Farley was a burly guy who was known for his over energetic, raging, very physical style of comedy. That was his trademark; he was hillarious.

Helass, you are correct as I'm totally clueless with the ladies

[The Kestrel]

Guys,

How do you chat up women ?. What do you say to them to get them interested in you ?.

Sometimes I am scared of talking to women on buses and trains . Has anyone done this ?. How should I go about this.

If I were a girl, I'd be kinda freaked out if someone I didn't know came up and started talking to me on a bus. But that's just the non-entity girl-version of me that doesn't really exhist, and she doesn't really know what she's talking about.

The dude from "Black Sheep" right? That guy was great.

[Tom Yum]

why did you quote and reply my quotes?

Why ask why?

You seem to have an affinity for the word **** and for getting on others ignore lists...lol.

[Tom Yum]

If I were a girl, I'd be kinda freaked out if someone I didn't know came up and started talking to me on a bus. But that's just the non-entity girl-version of me that doesn't really exhist, and she doesn't really know what she's talking about.

Hold your astral horses...skizm-blop

[The Kestrel]

Hold your astral horses...skizm-blop

Skizm-blop? *cunfuzzled*

The horses ran away last week; I'm left with astral pigs instead. But I'll do my best to hold them.

[Tom Yum]

Skizm-blop? *cunfuzzled*

The horses ran away last week; I'm left with astral pigs instead. But I'll do my best to hold them.

Ne'er mind the skizm thing. You got astral pigs? Lucky. All I got was an overweight astral wombat.....with halitosis and an obsession with sunday morning comics and terrible coffee.

[The Kestrel]

Ne'er mind.

Gah...
This isn't helping that confusion thing at all.

Edit: does wombat have a plural?
It would seem to be something like wombi, but that sounds weird.

[Tom Yum]

Gah...
This isn't helping that confusion thing at all.

Trade ya astral animals?

[The Kestrel]

Trade ya astral animals?

Nah - wombats (wombi) don't make for good eating. Especially the astral ones.

[Tom Yum]

Nah - wombats (wombi) don't make for good eating. Especially the astral ones.

I'll throw in a pair of fuzzy dice?

[medic06]

What about "Would you like to procreate to insure the survival of our species?"

that's good, and if you get a rebuttal you can come back with something like "Well if you aren't ready for kids, then we can still practice, right?"

[Jakuzo]

Welcome to my world

So you can't talk to women. JOIN THE CLUB!!! We have T-shirts. We meet on fridays at 8:00.

... punch and pie...


But really the best advice i can give is to find a girl your comfortable around, get to know her and ask her out. And if shes ugly ask her to fix u up with one of her hot friends. and if she doesn't have any then ask a guy friend to set u up. and if they don't know anyone... WELL I GUESS YOURE JUST SCREWED.

...see you friday...

[Garland]

So you can't talk to women. JOIN THE CLUB!!! We have T-shirts. We meet on fridays at 8:00.

... punch and pie...


But really the best advice i can give is to find a girl your comfortable around, get to know her and ask her out. And if shes ugly ask her to fix u up with one of her hot friends. and if she doesn't have any then ask a guy friend to set u up. and if they don't know anyone... WELL I GUESS YOURE JUST SCREWED.

...see you friday...

naw man...send the ugly ones my way...everybody need love man...and I'm willing to give em some o' mine....fo a price. $$.