who would win

[escrima demon]

who would win outa these guys? vote

[escrima demon]

i vote konan and not just because hes the govenor of my state

[Garland]

I wanna see Buddah, Jesus, Mohammed, and Lao Tzu in a four way deathmatch.

Buddah is all calm and collected....Jesus was a carpenter, so he probably has some strength, Mohammed is all sorts of tough, and Lao Tzu probably knows kung-fu.

Bets are on.

[Sensei Saki]

Is
Buddah Jesus Mohammed and Lao Tzu in a four way deathmatch a movie?I think Buddah is a lot of things.
What's your favorite Bible verse?I think there might be a few exception.

[Garland]

i vote konan and not just because hes the govenor of my state

Goveeerrrnatttttttoooooorrrrr.
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
VOTE FOR ME OR DIE!!!
SEE MY NEW MOVIE, YA, JINGLE ALL DA WAY!

it's NOT A TUMA!!

[Sircnay]

I say Yoda because he can use Chi blasts. And we all know Chi blasts are 5 winz.

And Jesus would win because he can walk on water and when he has to fight them, he'll just go out to a lake or kiddie pool and then kick them in the head while they're trying to wade in the water.

[Garland]

And Jesus would win because he can walk on water and when he has to fight them, he'll just go out to a lake or kiddie pool and then kick them in the head while they're trying to wade in the water.

Moses would rock his ass then...cuz he could, like, totally part the Red Sea...
John Wayne would kill them all...

[Garland]

John Wayne vs Clint Eastwood...

or both versus the WuTang Clan.

[Sircnay]

Pssh. Moses didn't part the red sea, he just lifted his hands up and asked God to do it for him the lazy jerk.

John Wayne tagteaming with Eastwood vs WuTang Clan? I'm putting my $$$ on Eastwood and Wayne. Why?

Because the Clan will be too busy running aorund yelling, "WUTANG CLAN 4 LYFE!"

[escrima demon]

ok thats the fathest off subject u guys couldev possibly went plz vote this i importent to me.

[gregimotis]

Pssh. Moses didn't part the red sea, he just lifted his hands up and asked God to do it for him the lazy jerk.

Dude, if God's got yer back, then you are the win.

[BoarSpear]

Dude, if God's got yer back, then you are the win.

So the only question is which of gods children he loves more?...so far he has been tougher on jesus, but maybe he is gonna give jesus a break this time, HMMM tough call.