any suggestions?

[Ryan G]

"doubt me, hate me, u r the inspiration i need!" - hatebreed

u can not change ppl around u, u can only change urself. train harder and harder, be more cautious, and always be ready to fight them.

[fanman.]

Okay, the other day, when i saidid that i had to go check out some bangin noise i heard outside, it was them damn black guys. Get this: they got a f#cking punching bag and stuck a f#cking picture of my face on it and they were hittin it!!!!!1 I was juzt wachin in horror. they stopped and look at me and say: "got somethin' tu say, karate boy?" THAT WAS IT!!!!!!!!! I just got into ma volvo and went and bought me some firecrackers, straight away. I came back and blew up their f#cking letterbox!!!!!!!!

I felt so proud of myself and i thought they wouldn't dare to f#ck with me again!!!!!
But that night, ma doorbell rang and i opened it but noone was there, but
SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ther e was a flamin bag!!!!!!!!!!! and I stamptd it out , and then came the smell. It was a FLAMING BAG OF DOG SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, was I pissed off. I stayed up most of that night thinking of what I could do. Then it came to me. that flat, big front yard and that sh!tty little wooden fence!!!!!!!!!!!
So the next day, i drove my car into their front yard and started doin burnouts. I thought they wouldn't here me cause they had their rap music pumpin as usual, but one of them came out and you shoulda seen the look on his face!!!!!!!!! he was SO pissed off!!!!!!!!! I was sh!t scared, so i just drove off as fast as i could. I returned during the night. As far as i could see, they hadn't done anything. But that's why i'm really scared. i think they're planning something really big. and i haven't left the house since then. i'm wondering if i should just go and live with my brother for a couple of months or something and hope the wholle thing will calm down. Or maybe I should not leave the house at all.
I have been pumpin the classical music really loud, though!
What should i do?

[jubaji]

You fail creative writing, kid.

[IPON]

You fail creative writing, kid.

....and writing in general

[fanman.]

Well I'm sorry if real life isn't as exciting as a good action movie, budddy

[fanman.]

but anyway, they still have nott done enything and i havnt had the guts to leavethe house yet. now i'm REALLY scared that they're planning somethin REALLY big, maybe i'll just confront them and get them b4 they get me

[jubaji]

Kid, put the cap back on the glue and shut the **** up with this incredibly lame BS story.

[fanman.]

Okay, I haven't given any updates for awhille cause i left to stay with my brother. as i havent seen him for long time , i told himm all about all the thing s that have been happenin to me like the bjj guy and the crazy pen guy and most importantly the black guys. After i had stayed with him for a while, He eventually came up with the PERFECT SOLUTION!!!!!!!! (thanks, Alec!!)
so he told me what to do and i did it:
first, you may remember the bjj guy, if not then hear it is:

http://www.defend.net/deluxeforums/showthread.php?t=10974

I went to his caravan and slipped a note under his door sayin 'this the guy who key'ed you're car, im not afraid of you no more because i got my gang, so why don't you meet them at __________ (place n time), and we can settle this once and for all.
Next, i slip a note under the black guy's door sayin: "this is "karate boy". I wanna settle this so why don't you meet my cousin at ____________ (same place and time).
Lastly, remember the crazy guy with the pens?

http://www.defend.net/deluxeforums/showthread.php?t=12709

I left a note on his desck sayin: "this is the guy who stole all those pens. and there are A LOT of them. i'm serious. talkin hundreds, even close to thousands. all expensive ones. and these couple of black guys stole them all so that they can sell them. they steal and sell a lot of stuff. so i got my cousin to organise with them to sell him some stolen stuff, including the pens, at __________ (same place and time). mind you, my cousin can be very violent when he doesn't get what he wants. so if they have any kind of conflict, i suggest you break it up by asking to by the pens yourself."

There, done!
I am so happy that i have organised this all now and the problem can solve itself. but i don't know whether or nott i should go their and whach too make sure it all goes according to plan, or maybe just stay away and hope for the best. cause it might be dangerous if i go, even if i try and hide they might find me, then i'd be FUBAR!!!!!!!!!
I would like some advice on this please, and as this is scedulled to happen on Tuesday, quick replies would be mutch apresciated.
Thank.s

[IPON]

your screen writing stinks of poor "B" quality - this lame set-up has been done to death.

Advice: get a life

[jubaji]

your screen writing stinks of poor "B" quality - this lame set-up has been done to death.

Advice: get a life

To say the least!

[THT]

Okay, I haven't given any updates for awhille cause i left to stay with my brother. as i havent seen him for long time , i told himm all about all the thing s that have been happenin to me like the bjj guy and the crazy pen guy and most importantly the black guys. After i had stayed with him for a while, He eventually came up with the PERFECT SOLUTION!!!!!!!! (thanks, Alec!!)
so he told me what to do and i did it:
first, you may remember the bjj guy, if not then hear it is:

http://www.defend.net/deluxeforums/showthread.php?t=10974

I went to his caravan and slipped a note under his door sayin 'this the guy who key'ed you're car, im not afraid of you no more because i got my gang, so why don't you meet them at __________ (place n time), and we can settle this once and for all.
Next, i slip a note under the black guy's door sayin: "this is "karate boy". I wanna settle this so why don't you meet my cousin at ____________ (same place and time).
Lastly, remember the crazy guy with the pens?

http://www.defend.net/deluxeforums/showthread.php?t=12709

I left a note on his desck sayin: "this is the guy who stole all those pens. and there are A LOT of them. i'm serious. talkin hundreds, even close to thousands. all expensive ones. and these couple of black guys stole them all so that they can sell them. they steal and sell a lot of stuff. so i got my cousin to organise with them to sell him some stolen stuff, including the pens, at __________ (same place and time). mind you, my cousin can be very violent when he doesn't get what he wants. so if they have any kind of conflict, i suggest you break it up by asking to by the pens yourself."

There, done!
I am so happy that i have organised this all now and the problem can solve itself. but i don't know whether or nott i should go their and whach too make sure it all goes according to plan, or maybe just stay away and hope for the best. cause it might be dangerous if i go, even if i try and hide they might find me, then i'd be FUBAR!!!!!!!!!
I would like some advice on this please, and as this is scedulled to happen on Tuesday, quick replies would be mutch apresciated.
Thank.s

Dude are you kidding? I went and read the other threads that you had linked to and I think I have some great advice: Don't steal, thieves (unless it's like a starving kid taking some bread) are pretty much lazy ass punks. Especially ones who can't handle it when they get caught. Second, I would suggest not pulling bitch ass moves like keying a car that parked you in to impress your friends. Would you have keyed it if the owner was standing there? That's ballsy, but I don't think you would have. In which case it's just weak ass bitch stuff. I'm glad he caught you, assuming the story is true. Oh, and as for your new neighboors, I would think of them as karma.

[fanman.]

Dude are you kidding? I went and read the other threads that you had linked to and I think I have some great advice: Don't steal, thieves (unless it's like a starving kid taking some bread) are pretty much lazy ass punks. Especially ones who can't handle it when they get caught. Second, I would suggest not pulling bitch ass moves like keying a car that parked you in to impress your friends. Would you have keyed it if the owner was standing there? That's ballsy, but I don't think you would have. In which case it's just weak ass bitch stuff. I'm glad he caught you, assuming the story is true. Oh, and as for your new neighboors, I would think of them as karma.

Thanks. You're advice has been really insightful and should hopefully steer my away form trouble in the future. thahnks agian.

[jubaji]

Is story time finally over?

[fanman.]

Is story time finally over?

It's not over till the fat lady sings.

In this case, it's not over until all my enemies have been defeated. And I don't care if none of you guys gave me good advice, i mad up my mind myself: I'm gonnar stay away and hope for the best. no use gettin my self killed when i am tryng to save myself. i hope everything goes according to plan, and my life will all be back in order! i will be freE! again, thanks buddie's for your support, i think this is all gonna work out now and i will hav no mor e trouble.

[jubaji]

the reviews are in......your fiction sucks!

It's not over till the fat lady sings.

In this case, it's not over until all my enemies have been defeated. .

Kid, maybe you're not getting the message. S....T....F....U!