Quick and Dirty IQ test

[aseepish]

Your IQ Is 130



Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Above Average

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[BoarSpear]

Your IQ Is 140

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

[blitz]

Your IQ Is 120



Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Average

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Anyway can anyone tell me the answers to these:
Of the four languages below, which is the least widely spoken?
English
Arabic
Hindi
Chinese


Which of the following countries was not part of the Allies in World War II?
France
Italy
China
Russia

Which of these US presidents did not serve in the 20th century?
Dwight Eisenhower
Theodore Roosevelt
George W. Bush
John F. Kennedy

[Kenpodog]

Your IQ Is 120



Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Above Average

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[Tom Yum]

Your IQ Is 120



Your Logical Intelligence is Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

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Haven't had my cup o coffee yet

[Tom Yum]

Gregimotis IQ = 572

[gregimotis]

Your IQ Is 572



Your Logical Intelligence has a Laser-like focus

Your Verbal Intelligence is Abounding

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Godlike

Your General Knowledge is Breathtaking

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[gregimotis]

Gregimotis IQ = 572

Gosh, How'd you guess?


By the way, I'm surprised just how many genius's there are on a board largely dedicated to the best ways to hit each other in the face.

[Tom Yum]

Gosh, How'd you guess?
By the way, I'm surprised just how many genius's there are on a board largely dedicated to the best ways to hit each other in the face.

Hittin' tha face!!!....ahhww man sometimes, you got, to hit the body 2 wear down yer opponent or kick his leg to slow em down.....then you can hit tha phace.

Hay, got 2 run now...

[aseepish]

Hittin' tha face!!!....ahhww man sometimes, you got, to hit the body 2 wear down yer opponent or kick his leg to slow em down.....then you can hit tha phace.

Hay, got 2 run now...

Ya misspeld "man", mayn!

[Kenpodog]

By the way, I'm surprised just how many genius's there are on a board largely dedicated to the best ways to hit each other in the face.

Geniuses do the hitting, everyone else gets hit;
makes sense to me

[BoarSpear]

By the way, I'm surprised just how many genius's there are on a board largely dedicated to the best ways to hit each other in the face.

perhaps you should focus more on not getting hit in the face, than on hitting the other guy in his, if he cant hit you, then hitting him is much easier

[Britt]

Hittin' tha face!!!....ahhww man sometimes, you got, to hit the body 2 wear down yer opponent or kick his leg to slow em down.....then you can hit tha phace.

Hay, got 2 run now...

Dood!!!111 gettin hit is teh suxxors!!11 LOL!!1

[Garland]

okay...let's look at some logical reasons for putting incorrect answers;
2. okay, dur, they're the same...in THEORY...in all manner of practicality...the dimes are worth much more, because who the **** pays for shit in nickles.
4. increase his productivity by 24 percent to get a raise, eh...okay...so 6 days in a week, 24/6=4 dur. BUT, what boss would give a raise for him meeting the bare minimum to get a raise. In todays highly competitive work force, that poor bastard better bust his ass that 6 percent more...or else his micromanaging Napoleon complex boss ain't given him shit.
5. Okay...Utilitarian could be an answer, so long as it's not in the sense of Mills...who's a pussy...maybe not even Epicurus...but the other Greek asshole whom they named hedonism after probably would kife the guys chair and nail him in the head with it, if it increased his subjective happieness...or "utility"
Could even be an iconoclast since he's disrupting the status quo. Ursurper is the obvious answer for this type of standardized bullshit test, though.
6. gregarious means the motherfucker is loud and boisterous, and generally can't keep his big mouth shut...so ingenious is the word for somebody who respects and understands the power of SILENCE...and as a side note, anybody who uses stilted ass words like that in everyday speech is a prentenious and contrived twit who needs to be hit with a brick and forced to huff gas. the opposite, is taciturn.


...IF the bitch pays up on her ticket, it doesn't necessarily follow that she won't go to jail for all the other shit she's up to...i.e. prostiution, possession, and being a skank*. (*which should be a capital offense.) If anyone wants to see how these b.s. logic problems really work, check out any Lewis Carrol anthology...you can "prove" anything with logic. (although you can NEVER disprove anything...scary huh? Well...**** that, I don't give a rats ass about this type of logic, I'm an empiricist, and I hate math...so they can shove it, right up they're gaping pink socks)

Moslems the world over have to read the original qu'ran in arabic...chinese own the stock market if they cut the yuan loose, and hindi...how many people are in India right now...but I kept messing with the test anyway, and they say Hindi is the right answer...cock smokers.

And I really couldn't care less about dead presidents unless they're the ones lining my wallet.

Holla, bitches.


...by the way, they gave me a retarded score for logic...can you believe that? ME...ILLOGICAL...ha!



At least I still gots my wordsez...werd.es.ez...sucka.

[Garland]

You're An Alcoholic



Time to go back to step one.

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wrong again, punks...
alchoholics go to meetings.
I'm a drunk.