WTF!!! Need some clarification:confused:

[kingoftheforest]

I was at Olive Garden today having lunch with my wife, there was an old couple sitting across from us. I mean like they knew Moses old!!

Anyway they were there for about 10 minutes and all of a sudden a whole crap load of store sizing tags fall out of her pocket. You know the ones that show XL or M. But some of these were childrens sizes.

They laid on the floor for 5 or so minutes till the waitress politley picked them up and handed them to Grandma.

What I want to know is what legitimate reason did she have for carrying those? Or did she just steal them from the store and why?

No joke this is really freaky and puzzling. Any input would be nice.

KOTF

[Sagacious Lu]

With the very old and the very young you can't always expect things to make sense. You can argue with a toddler all you want but you'll never convince him that your one nickel is worth more than his three pennies. It's just one of those things

[Tant01]

I once witnessed a shoplifting granny... It seems she needed a little decoration for her christmas tree so she took it off the store display and went about her "shopping". My theory is they need a bit of excitement in their lives and besides, who's going to expect a 90 year old lady with a walker to be shoplifting? It's not like she can out run security...

[nutter]

Maybe she works in a charity shop and has a reason for carrying them around right mate. Maybe she had just taken a load of hangers to recycling centre right and they asked her to keep onto the plastic bits. Maybe she a right wing NRA gun nut and uses them for target practice right. Many legit possibilities innit.

[kingoftheforest]

It's not like she can out run security...

Have you been to the mall latley or Wal-mart???

That 90 year old lady is security

[BoarSpear]

Have you been to the mall latley or Wal-mart???

That 90 year old lady is security

What she was fat too?

[kingoftheforest]

Innit? Mate??

WTF is that. Are you like the british Jeff Foxworthy. Do you have a speech impediment that effects your typing as well.

Innit sounds like you're gonna vomit!!

Mate!! Trust me nutsack I don't wanna mate with anything like you!!!
I am not part goat. Although I did see a video of one of your "mates" and you. It was on break.com.

If we could kick the British Army out of America...why can't we kick one British assclown off this forum????

Stop pretending people like you, you prat. And quit talking on the forums like a little git. In fact stop talking all together. And by far stop talking to me. Sod off.

I think that was enough of your own language britty boy even to penetrate your thick skull.

[nutter]

Mate, what's with all the negativity darling? What I suggested is sensible innit. You are the one jumping to conclusions making the poor old dear out as some sorta villian right.

[Sagacious Lu]

This is what happens when a barely literate chav learns how to use the internet

[nutter]

This is what happens when a barely literate chav learns how to use the internet

I didn't know you were a chav mate.

[Sagacious Lu]

I didn't know you were a chav mate.

Of course I am, that's why I can't finish a sentence without saying "innit", innit

[nutter]

I wouldn't do that mate, you sound a halfwit if you finish every sentance with innit don't you right.

[kingoftheforest]

Ohhhh I See

I see now. The old lady must have been nutters grandma. That's why he's defending her.

Your whole family is messed up nutsacko. BTW who got the hummer to keep you out of jail?

[nutter]

Maybe she was making a fancy dress outfit for a carnival matey darling.