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    ok god had had it with the muslims and flooded the world I was at the tallest moutain in ireland and was holding on to a tree then I was swimming down the street when a phone rang I picked up no one on the other end so I put it on a wall I find this church under water and it's full christains and jews praying about the end of the world.Next I'm transported to the set of a lesbian bondage porn movie, one woman is on top of another and is squeezing the botom chicks ribs hard with her legs. It's a real freak show there's a dishwasher filled with sex toys that they use for their movies. There's a hot asian chick that is there for some unknown reason she not in those movies. Then all of the sudden I'm transported to a mall where I meet my cousin fresh back from iraq he tells me there's this really cool league that wants me to jon them and you have to be out of the military for at least six years. You are assigned to assinate different people. The asian woman is with me now and we're in a office building then the dream ends.

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    You're not supposed to eat meatball sub-sandwhiches w provolone before bed.

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    • #3
      lol

      Originally posted by Tom Yum View Post
      You're not supposed to eat meatball sub-sandwhiches w provolone before bed.
      yea I think it was both 40oz and food inspired. i haven't eaten all day and that sounds good.

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      • #4
        Yeah, been told I'm a 'decent' cook by 8 out of 10 girlfriends (varied in race, age etc.) but IMHO its much worse than that.
        Last edited by Tom Yum; 12-13-2006, 07:00 PM.

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        • #5
          Anyways, I once ate spaghetti and meatballs with shredded mozerella and spicy peppers before going to bed and I had that silly dream where your spirit comes out of your body and watches over you, while being able to breath underwater.

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