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[Tom Yum]

....doesn't exist, but instead I thought I'd share some funny trivia about myself. Enjoy!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tom Yum!

1. Tom Yum is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
2. Tom Yum will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
3. Originally, Tom Yum could not fly.
4. Tom Yum became extinct in England in 1486!
5. Native Americans never actually ate Tom Yum; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
6. The deepest part of Tom Yum is over 35,000 feet deep!
7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Tom Yum and water!
8. Peanuts and Tom Yum are beans.
9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tom Yum!
10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Tom Yum floating in their swimming pools.

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[Tom Yum]

Excessive Force

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Excessive Force!

1. A lump of Excessive Force the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
2. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Excessive Force', hated Excessive Force and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
3. If you chew gum while peeling Excessive Force then it will stop you from crying.
4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Excessive Force.
5. Excessive Force has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
6. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Excessive Force is the victim.
7. Excessive Force is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
8. The deepest part of Excessive Force is over 35,000 feet deep.
9. Excessive Force can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
10. Excessive Force is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!

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[Tom Yum]

Jubaji

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jubaji!

1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from jubaji!
2. Without jubaji, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
3. Only twelve people have ever set foot on jubaji.
4. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than jubaji.
5. Jubaji will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
6. The deepest part of jubaji is over 35,000 feet deep!
7. Banging your head against jubaji uses 150 calories an hour.
8. You share your birthday with jubaji.
9. Jubaji, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
10. Red jubaji at night, shepherd's delight. Red jubaji at morning, shepherd's warning.

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Number one is doubtful...lol.

[Garland]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Garland!

1. Czar Paul I banished Garland to Siberia for marching out of step.
2. Garland cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
3. About one tenth of Garland is permanently covered in ice!
4. Garland was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Garland!
6. Without its lining of Garland, your stomach would digest itself.
7. Garlandicide is the killing of Garland.
8. Two grams of Garland provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
9. The only Englishman to become Garland was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Garland from 1154 to 1159!
10. Ideally, Garland should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!

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[Thai Bri]

I'm feeling left out here.

[osopardo]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Osopardo!

1. Osopardo will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
2. Osopardo can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
3. Osopardo will always turn right when leaving a cave.
4. Without Osopardo, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
5. The first Osopardo was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
6. Osopardo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Osopardo!
7. Osopardo is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
8. More people are killed by Osopardo each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
9. Tradition allows women to propose to Osopardo only during leap years.
10. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Osopardo.

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[osopardo]

aw, ok, here ya go, big fella!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thai bri!

1. Thai bri can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
2. Czar Paul I banished thai bri to Siberia for marching out of step.
3. You should always open thai bri at least an hour before drinking him!
4. Never store thai bri at room temperature.
5. The patron saint of thai bri is Saint Eugenie!
6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in thai bri!
7. Banging your head against thai bri uses 150 calories an hour.
8. Thai bri can live for up to a week without a head!
9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of thai bri.
10. Donald Duck's middle name is thai bri.

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[Thai Bri]

That's better.

All true too!

[g-bells]

yuo forgot me i'm rather new here but come on

[Hardball]

Is this a how to get a date thread? I noticed this is in the womans forum. If so, I like mine sexy, sultry, atheltic and over 35.

[Tom Yum]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about G-bells!

1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in g-bells.
2. In Chinese, the sound 'g-bells' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
3. If you chew gum while peeling g-bells then it will stop you from crying!
4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of g-bells.
5. The first g-bells was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
6. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of g-bells is blue.
7. Michelangelo finished his great statue of g-bells in 1504, after eighteen months work!
8. Without g-bells, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
9. The colour of g-bells is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!
10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch g-bells.

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[Tom Yum]

Is this a how to get a date thread? I noticed this is in the womans forum. If so, I like mine sexy, sultry, atheltic and over 35.

.......me too!

PS - I'm under 35

[g-bells]

thank you

[Tom Yum]

thank you

You're welcome g-bells.

[Oraenor]

All I can say is WTF in a women's self defence forum?