Zombie movie concept thread

[Garland]

This is the thread for coming up with concepts for zombie films...

Have a crack at it. Hours of fun...best concept will be storyboarded out and turned into a shitty zombie movie.

[DickHardman]

how about a zombie movie that takes place on a cruis ship? some fools go on a cruise to some exotic location, one guy gets bitten by an animal or infected person while the boat has docked and they are out exploring. when they get back on the ship and leave for sea, the guy gets sicker and infects others. soon those who are infected are turned into mindless zombies who just want to feed, and it spreads so rapidly that the few survivors have to band together to survive until they can be rescued.

the survivors wont have many weapons, only flair guns that set the zombies on fire and blunt objects. they will have to make their way through a large zombie infested cruise ship to turn on the ships emergency beacon and call for help. there should be a plot line were some of the human survivors turn on eachother because some of them want to take the ship back to land while others refuse to let the outbreak reach land and spread.

the remaining humans turn on eachother over their dispute as the zombies start closing in. the human survivors end up killing themselves in the ensuing fight amongst themselves, except for one last person. the last guy fights his way to the ships boiler room, getting bitten and infected on his way there. before he is about to turn into a zombie, he starts a fire in the boiler room. the ships blows up and all the zombies are incinerated just as army rescue choppers start arriving.

[Garland]

how about a zombie movie that takes place on a cruis ship? some fools go on a cruise to some exotic location, one guy gets bitten by an animal or infected person while the boat has docked and they are out exploring. when they get back on the ship and leave for sea, the guy gets sicker and infects others. soon those who are infected are turned into mindless zombies who just want to feed, and it spreads so rapidly that the few survivors have to band together to survive until they can be rescued.

the survivors wont have many weapons, only flair guns that set the zombies on fire and blunt objects. they will have to make their way through a large zombie infested cruise ship to turn on the ships emergency beacon and call for help. there should be a plot line were some of the human survivors turn on eachother because some of them want to take the ship back to land while others refuse to let the outbreak reach land and spread.

the remaining humans turn on eachother over their dispute as the zombies start closing in. the human survivors end up killing themselves in the ensuing fight amongst themselves, except for one last person. the last guy fights his way to the ships boiler room, getting bitten and infected on his way there. before he is about to turn into a zombie, he starts a fire in the boiler room. the ships blows up and all the zombies are incinerated just as army rescue choppers start arriving.

fucking sweet. keep 'em coming guys!

[Tom Yum]

A dorky, teenage pizza delivery boy accidentally drops one of his pizzas in a toxic waste bin during one of his deliveries to an out of work adult movie star whose wig keeps falling off. He pulls the pizza box out of the seemingly empty bin, brushes it off and delivers it.

The adult movie star eats the pizza, passes out and becomes a zombie.

Scene 1
Zombie-adult star walks into a bar, where a bunch of wealthy and well kept men are getting turned down by uninterested ladies, but they go for zombie and well...they get turned into zombies when bitten.

The rest of the script can be improvised or developed as the movie is filmed....

There's got to be a scene where Bruce Lee is resurrected and brought back as a zombie and fights Kimo or maybe Cabbage Correira.

The special effects of this movie are 1970-ish, the timing of the actors lip movement and speech are a little off...however...the film is unmistakably shot in present day.

The soundtrack: Something that sounds like Carnie music.

[aseepish]

This is going to take some thought. I have to make sure my idea doesn't rip off any Lucio Fulci films (like that scene where a topless scuba diver fights a zombie underwater and a shark intervenes).

[Garland]

This is going to take some thought. I have to make sure my idea doesn't rip off any Lucio Fulci films (like that scene where a topless scuba diver fights a zombie underwater and a shark intervenes).

**** yeah... Zombie 2, aka Zombi flesh eaters. A fucking zombie versus a tiger shark and that crazy scuba ho with the B cups and a flat ass.

Why the long butt? lol.