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[treelizard]

that was the worst ufc i've ever seen.

instead of validation, they should've called it "disappointment"

[Hardball]

that was the worst ufc i've ever seen.

instead of validation, they should've called it "disappointment"

Why what happened? Give us a few details.

[treelizard]

Why what happened? Give us a few details.

Lauzon beat some weird old gnome-looking guy with an RNC in the first round, Parisyan won but he didn't fight as well as he normally does, as he even admitted and attributed to "personal problems in his personal life", Rashad beat Bisping by split decision but hey, Bisping shouldn't have even been fighting because he LOST that last fight, I don't know wtf happened, maybe he bribed a judge or something... Silva beat Alexander and I actually felt bad for the guy because he fought so badly. There were a couple other fights with very lackadaisical third rounds. Also, the ring girls were really ugly. Oh and that Fisher guy lost a really boring fight where he was ont he ground the whole entire time.

Meh.

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Lauzon beat some weird old gnome-looking guy with an RNC in the first round, Parisyan won but he didn't fight as well as he normally does, as he even admitted and attributed to "personal problems in his personal life", Rashad beat Bisping by split decision but hey, Bisping shouldn't have even been fighting because he LOST that last fight, I don't know wtf happened, maybe he bribed a judge or something... Silva beat Alexander and I actually felt bad for the guy because he fought so badly. There were a couple other fights with very lackadaisical third rounds. Also, the ring girls were really ugly. Oh and that Fisher guy lost a really boring fight where he was ont he ground the whole entire time.

Meh.

I agree, what's up with the leprechaun looking guy that Lauzon beat? I was actually a little disapppointed in this UFC. I knew the card wasn't that spectacular but was hoping for at least one judo throw from Karo and even that let me down.
Oh btw, only one of the ring girls was ugly, Arianny is smokin' hot!




I'd pee in that butt

[Garland]

I'd pee in that butt

Which brings us to an interesting consideration...what the **** is wrong with Japanese, Italian, and German people? Something about being in the Axis power and wanting to piss and shit on people to get off...?

Honestly...maybe that paraphilia is genetic.

I should've written a paper on THAT shit. (about shit...not the shit I'm writing about that simply looks like shit, about some other non-literal shit all together.) What the shit is this, bitch?

[treelizard]

Oh btw, only one of the ring girls was ugly, Arianny is smokin' hot!

Was she the one with the fake boobs, or the one who just didn't look sincere enough when she blew kisses at the audience?

[gregimotis]

I dunno, I think fake boobs are kinda appropriate for ring girls...

[treelizard]

I dunno, I think fake boobs are kinda appropriate for ring girls...

The funniest thing I ever saw though was those ring girls at that boxing match I saw. They kept trying to get in the ring to announce a round that wasn't happening and then acting all confused when the dude who lifts the rope wasn't there. I guess nobody told them how many rounds there were.

[DickHardman]

Which brings us to an interesting consideration...what the **** is wrong with Japanese, Italian, and German people? Something about being in the Axis power and wanting to piss and shit on people to get off...?

Honestly...maybe that paraphilia is genetic.

I should've written a paper on THAT shit. (about shit...not the shit I'm writing about that simply looks like shit, about some other non-literal shit all together.) What the shit is this, bitch?

i see you have grown quite fond of that video i sent you

[jubaji]

I dunno, I think fake boobs are kinda appropriate for ring girls...

Does Xience make those?

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Was she the one with the fake boobs, or the one who just didn't look sincere enough when she blew kisses at the audience?

Probably the one who didn't look "sincere" enough when blowing kisses.

[treelizard]

Probably the one who didn't look "sincere" enough when blowing kisses.

We were so disappointed. She just didn't seem like she meant it.

[DickHardman]

There is a massive alien incursion that will arrive in our sky's shortly and the tall whites are here to facilitate first contact with all humanity. this is out of anyones control on this planet and this was brought forward with our montauk experiments in the early 40's which opened up humanity to new life forms through electro-magnetic and scalar wave frequencies and torsion wave technology we got out of germany in WW2.

[Ghost]

There is a massive alien incursion that will arrive in our sky's shortly and the tall whites are here to facilitate first contact with all humanity. this is out of anyones control on this planet and this was brought forward with our montauk experiments in the early 40's which opened up humanity to new life forms through electro-magnetic and scalar wave frequencies and torsion wave technology we got out of germany in WW2.

SCAT aliens from hell, come to shit on everyones face. run for the hills!

[Garland]

SCAT aliens from hell, come to shit on everyones face. run for the hills!

water boarding...not torture...
diaherreha boarding = torture.