Fridays on Defend

[DickHardman]

hardware stores have good bladed and impact weaponry for cheap prices. you can go to homedepot and buy shit like a metal pry bar, claw hammer, all kinds of different hammers, sheet rock hammers, box cutters and razors, hatchets, sheet rock and linoleum knives, crowbars, metal poles, rebar, etc.......

excellent weaponry. you can even get creative and build your own stuff. buy a louisville slugger or even like a 3 foot piece of 2x4 and hammer some big ass nails through the end and use it as a club with spikes on the end. the possibilities are endless. you can even make your own knives and spears by taking shit like sheetmetal and cutting it and sharpening it on a grinder or something, and giving your large blade a handle by wrapping tape around then end or something. when i walk into homedepot all i see is weaponry.

[Garland]

Those linoleum knives are nasty...here's a clip from Eastern Promises.
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=fncVWhbgqMY[/YOUTUBE]

Perhaps one of the sickest fucking fight scenes ever made in a mainstream film. Warning...Viggo Mortenson is naked offing people in really gross fashion, i.e. severing the spinal chord, and ice cream scooping the eye.

[treelizard]

So there I was traveling through Central America when we positively ID'ed some sugar cane. We sought confirmation from some farmer by the fence, and he asked if we wanted to try any. He worked that machete like it was an extension of himself; he was more comfortable and masterful with it than anyone I'd ever seen. I guess if you work with a tool day in and day out... Makes me want to become a chef or something.

[DickHardman]

Seeing that scene one time was enough to last my whole life.

was it that exciting mike??

[Hardball]

It looked like a watered down prison shower scene.

[jubaji]

So anyway, the houseguests have left so I can go back to passing wind at will and generally being a slob.

[jubaji]

You mean you sit in front of the computer without underwear? Now, THAT is sick.

[Hardball]

You gotta try those webcam sites. LOL But don't get hooked.

[DickHardman]

So anyway, the houseguests have left so I can go back to passing wind at will and generally being a slob.

ah yes.....the guy who has spent the last 5 years on this forum, bad mouthing and trash talking accomplished martial artists from all over the world, is nothing more than a a fat slob, sitting at his computer and "passing wind at will".


you admitting to being a fat, smelly slob does however give your claim of being a highschool teacher more credibility though, cause most of my high school teachers were fat lazy slobs as well.

[DickHardman]

Dude, that reaaaalllly looks like it might be you in twenty years, Dick. I mean, the dude is obviously zoned out and munchie-stricken. He lives in what would appear to be his Mom's basement, and he pumps all his money into his video games and computers.

Yup. That is the final result fo the Dick Hardman, bong worshipping lifestyle.

Careful bro.

yes mike, the thought of ending up like jubaji is a scary one. but its possible. however, years of constant training in judo, jiu jitsu, boxing, muay thai, and weightlifting have left my body looking somewhat different.....so im not concerned about ending up looking like jubaji.

[DickHardman]

You know, just about every high school jock says that same thing before they end up beer-gutted former athletes who make their money on Nutri-System commercials as live action before and after pictures.

yeah thats true, but i dont think jubaji was ever even a highschool jock. he was always a fat slob. and i doubt he makes any kind of money at all, other than the disability checks.

[jubaji]

You are weak in body and weak in mind

you admitting to being a fat, smelly slob does however give your claim of being a highschool teacher more credibility though, cause most of my high school teachers were fat lazy slobs as well.

Got some more bad weed, Cheech? Its nice how you combined your insecurity over being weak both physically and mentally into one sad cry for help. Well F-you, no help is coming as long as you cling to your false-god potboy.


You fail on both counts. No, make that ALL counts while you hide in your addiction, shitforbrains.

[jubaji]

yes mike, the thought of ending up like jubaji is a scary one.

Sorry Cheech, but you will never get up to anything approaching my average condition no matter how hard you try. Your denials, and UFO fantasies, and utterly transparent defense of addiction all paint you as a stone cold loser who is far more willing to wallow in fantasy and escapism than to make anything of himself. AND EVERYONE HERE RECOGNIZES THAT FACT.


Ooops! Sorry.

[jubaji]

Don't worry, jubs. He's getting schooled by Matt Blake, too.

Well, that's not really a fair fight.

[jubaji]

You were, are, and will be inferior. Don't bitch about it, its your own fault

yeah thats true, but i dont think jubaji was ever even a highschool jock. he was always a fat slob. and i doubt he makes any kind of money at all, other than the disability checks.

Aw, look at how the insecurities just pour forth from the sad little addict. What a shame.