Legend of the Mall Ninja

[kingoftheforest]

Man if you haven't read or seen this, you'll piss yourself laughing. If you ever thought goof a$$e$ talk sheet on this forum. Imagine this putz.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[Tom Yum]

The guy started posting inconsistencies, like how he was a sergeant of a three man tactical team and a short while later, he's a lieutenant?

[kingoftheforest]

I love the idea of duct taping trauma plates to his back. Too much late nite action-sci-fi on the ole Spike T.V. there.

[Tom Yum]

I love the idea of duct taping trauma plates to his back. Too much late nite action-sci-fi on the ole Spike T.V. there.

lol. he could always duct tape a phone book...

[kingoftheforest]

Lol

Yeah I'm sure Yellow Book will stop .308 round at 20 yards.

I want to know just what kind of mall you would be able to "SANLEY" use a long rifle in...if you are concerned for innocent bystandards that is.

[kingoftheforest]

Damn Falcon Crest. That was when late night soaps were popular like Dallas. "Who shot J.R.? Musta been this guy.

[Blue Wave Gym]

You bet I do

That's got to be some of the best comedy on the net! What shopping mall is this?! Shooting shoplifters in the knees with high-powered rifles? Awesome!

You gotta love the conspiracy and multi-million dollar payoffs in the Mayor's-Nephew's-Virginity scandal. I haven't heard anything that creative since Falcon Crest was on in Prime Time. (Please tell me someone else remembers that show...)

Great comedic relief, KOTF!!

That was a great show Lorenzo Lamas was on it and one time there was a ninja on it too.Remember the show the renegande where he was an ex-ranger who fought in central america and now he roamed the desert on his motor cycle getting in adventures and using his ma skills

[kingoftheforest]

gaarghh

That show was horrible!!! Man it sucked. It was so bad I can't even think of anything other to say than.....

If you want to numb your mind for a few hours, find this crap on DVD. It's right up there with Walker "Texass" Ranger.

[Tom Yum]

Remember the show the renegande where he was an ex-ranger who fought in central america and now he roamed the desert on his motor cycle getting in adventures and using his ma skills

Yes! That was my favorite show around 3am!! I could be found watching Renegade at 3am while eating nachos w/ velveeta and lots of jalapenos.

[kingoftheforest]

Yes! That was my favorite show around 3am!! I could be found watching Renegade at 3am while eating nachos w/ velveeta and lots of jalapenos.

Is that a new Navy training program. lol If so I may join up.

[Tom Yum]

Is that a new Navy training program. lol If so I may join up.

Someone's got to stand post to guard passed out Marines

[kingoftheforest]

KOTF,
I have sent that link to a dozen people all over the Army base, and each of them has burst some kind of blood vesel laughing at it. GREAT FIND!!

Thanks Boarspear sent it to me in an email.