here is a new photo of me

[DickHardman]

hey hardball, here is one of the portable toilets at the job site i work at that i like to hang out in when my foreman has been busting my balls all day and i just need a few minutes to chill out and get my head straight.

[Hardball]

Hey Matt, I trained my dog to surf the internet.

[matbla]

dick your a dick

[DickHardman]

@ DickHardman...darn man, I'm gonna send you the bill for the hole in my desk

why did u put a hole in your desk? did you carve a hole into the wood of your desk so you could fornicate with it while you were on the clock or what?? thats not a bad idea actually, especially if you also sanded down the hole real nice and even maybe add some silicone gel around the hole and let it dry. that way if you turn the heat up in your office enough it might just feel like the real thing. i work in construction though, so if i need to have myself at some point during work just to get myself through the day, i have to go use the shit stained portapotti that 4 out of 5 construction workers would tell you smells like absolute death

[Toudiyama]

Matt,

Man learn to ignore people like Dickhardman because they just can't help themself, everythime you post a
Picture they "need" to make some remark
Also lighten up a bit,there is nothing wrong with occasionally staying out late with some nice looking ladies unless maybe you're a BA christian

@ DickHardman...darn man, I'm gonna send you the bill for the hole in my desk

[matbla]

so go find someone elase to bark on dickhardman

[DickHardman]

i said no more girl talk
this topic is not about girl or porn or shit like that i am a clean person i do not drink beer or stay out late with girls unless it is my girl friend . i do not hang posters of girls in my bed room or do i thank of sex at all unless i have a girl friend and this topic is not about girls get thought your big head dickhardman

that doesnt sound too hetero.........

[matbla]

i said no more girl talk
this topic is not about girl or porn or shit like that i am a clean person i do not drink beer or stay out late with girls unless it is my girl friend . i do not hang posters of girls in my bed room or do i thank of sex at all unless i have a girl friend and this topic is not about girls get thought your big head dickhardman

[DickHardman]

girls will not help me learn tae kwon do
only if they know tkd but i thenk this girls do not know tae kwon do so
it not impotant to me o.k from matt blake

i dunno matt, some of these girls are pretty flexible and have no problem doing the splits........

[matbla]

girls will not help me learn tae kwon do
only if they know tkd but i thenk this girls do not know tae kwon do so
it not impotant to me o.k from matt blake

[DickHardman]

there not martial arts

well, martial arts can help you fornicate with them better. for example, you could use the position and movement skills of bjj to achieve all kinds of exciting and creative positions, and you will have more stamina from training so you can bone for longer, and also good eye hand coordination and manual dexterity achieved through rigorous training will only aid you in pleasuring the female you are fornicating with etc......

[matbla]

there not martial arts

[DickHardman]

hey matt, here are a few cool pictures of a few porno stars that i want to fornicate with matt.......


imagine one of these hot sluts slowly taking off your satin jacket and then putting her hands all over your big pecs and karate-forged iron body, wouldnt that be pretty cool matt?

i love watching porno matt, do you love porno too??

[matbla]

that is a funny photo above ,,but are you making fun of fat people

[matbla]

how was your week and what are you doing this weekend