The Daily Show, Berekely, and the Marines

[Britt]

Funny stuff.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=163653&title=marines-in-berkeley

[DickHardman]

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[DickHardman]

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[Tom Yum]

im nothing like those people. im tall and slender, yet muscular and very athletic at the same time, with striking jet black hair, and i work in construction were i build stuff with my hands and lift heavy stuff all day long. as striking as my appearance is, it is admittedly a bit too much for most women to handle, thats why i dont date much. they can tell by my appearance that im a male that posses a significantly larger amount of testosterone than most males, so they feel that i might just be a bit too rough with them during sex, and it scares them off just a bit more than it excites them. im also an excellent, open minded, and creative martial artist that posses excellent technical ability, combined with powerful athletic drive that mentally breaks opponents right before it breaks them physically. im also very well endowed. though i may smoke weed, im nothing like those people, im more like kevin spacey in american beauty were he smokes tons of weed and works out the same time so he can space out and have crazy workouts to get even bigger and buffer and have more testosterone in your body, which in turn will be put to use dominating and breaking opponents on the matt, or possibly in life and death situations i might encounter on my way to work and back which will require a lethal counter attack from my part to quickly end the encounter, bring those who wanted to harm me and others to justice, and to get home safe so i can once again be like kevin spacy were he gets high so he can jerk off in the shower while he dreams of all the things he will never be.

...WTF?

[DickHardman]

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[Tom Yum]

Funny stuff.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...es-in-berkeley

It was funny on the surface at got me initially laughing, but at times I felt like reaching through the monitor and throwing some smack down.