Just 'cause...

[DickHardman]

Don't push your luck Dick. He's not kidding about banning you.

yes i know, he has done it a few times already

[jubaji]

isnt that what people want though??

NO..........................

[jubaji]

In comedy, it's all about timing.

Yeah, and its time for dickless to STFU.

[DickHardman]

NO..........................

dont lie, you know you love my posts more than anyone else. every time i click the whos online link on the forum i see you hovering over my threads, sometimes for very long periods of time. i know you love my posts, and i know you read them on your laptop at your desk in between administering spelling tests and listening to book reports while you are teaching your 4th grade class. dont even try to come here pretending like you arent one of my biggest fans, its ridiculous.

[jubaji]

dont lie, you know you love my posts more than anyone else.

Idiot. There is no "more than" when everyone is at zero.

[DickHardman]

Idiot. There is no "more than" when everyone is at zero.

what are you talking about?? im almost as loved here as the defend.net mascot, your alter ego **** *****(that on dude i cant mention for fear of being banned, who is always posting about the same piece of sports attire).

[jubaji]

what are you talking about?? im almost as loved here as the defend.net mascot, your alter ego **** *****(that on dude i cant mention for fear of being banned, who is always posting about the same piece of sports attire).

Yeah we get it, its you. Give it a fuckin' rest already.

[DickHardman]

Yeah we get it, i love you. Ok? I said it. I love you. Give it a fuckin' rest already.

its ok bro, there is no shame in being a DickHardman fan. there is no reason to be embarrassed or deny that people who click the whos online feature will often find you browsing my threads.

[jubaji]

idiot

its ok bro, there is no shaming in being a DickHardman fan.

That would be a comfort to only yourself.

[Ghost]

Im a dickhardman fan, id just kick him in the head sometimes to knock some sense in him.

[jubaji]

There is no way you can kick THAT hard.

[Ghost]

There is no way you can kick THAT hard.

LMAO!!!!!!111111

probably true isnt it dick?

[DickHardman]

LMAO!!!!!!111111

probably true isnt it dick?

yeah, its true. you will need to kick very hard because i have steel-forged body from years of martial arts, weight lifting, and a 40+ hour a week manual labor job. i am so buff that if your kick is not hard enough to transfer the kinetic energy through all the layers of thick, hard muscle that have encased my body, your leg will just bounce right off me and ill walk through your kick. or you may even injure your leg on my body, like those videos of the thai boxers breaking their leg on their opponents leg check, except that could happen to you just from hitting my abbs. one time a guy i was sparring with hyperextended his knee when he axe kicked me and brought his leg down on my trapz, the muscle was so concentrated and built up in my trapz that he nearly broke his own leg off on it. true story too.

[Ghost]

yeah, its true. you will need to kick very hard because i have steel-forged body from years of martial arts, weight lifting, and a 40+ hour a week manual labor job. i am so buff that if your kick is not hard enough to transfer the kinetic energy through all the layers of thick, hard muscle that have encased my body, your leg will just bounce right off me and ill walk through your kick. or you may even injure your leg on my body, like those videos of the thai boxers breaking their leg on their opponents leg check, except that could happen to you just from hitting my abbs. one time a guy i was sparring with hyperextended his knee when he axe kicked me and brought his leg down on my trapz, the muscle was so concentrated and built up in my trapz that he nearly broke his own leg off on it. true story too.

i can barely see you through the haze of smoke there dick

[DickHardman]

i can barely see myself bro, ive been lost in a haze of clouds and smoke for years now......



....however, the only time it has come close to causing a big problem for me was this one time i was walking down the main strip in Santa Cruz California one summer day. i was blown out of my mind, walking down the street with a few friends. as im walking by this restaurant, i notice there is a man leaning alongside the wall, and as i get closer to him i realize he is holding something in his hand. my heart stops for a moment and eyes open up wide when i realize what is. the dudes holding a sawd off shotgun!! omg, something is about to go down right now. as im about to take off running down the street to save myself from the bloody onslaught that is eminent, looking for a bench or car to dive behind, i take one more good look at the sawd off in the guys hand, only to realize this jerkoff is only holding an umbrella as my friends asked me why my face was pale white and my lips were blue, i began to breathe normally again.