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    The following members have made “Spanky’s Top Ten Button Pushing List”

    1 Bri Thai This Evil Limey Bastage has been the scourge of all Internet forums since he appeared in April. This guy is worth a round trip to jolly Old England for the simple pleasure of beating the Yorkshire pudding out of ‘im, chum, mate, Roger. What What!

    2 Sharp Phil It would appear that the only way for me to become a member of the super secret Blades of Death Dojo is to PTB* the Imperial Grand Master himself. Besides the fact that he promised me an autograph on my coffee cup…..

    3 Mushinmaster He’s a cadidiot who will some day make a fine officer in the United States Army. Gotta get ‘im before he gets his commission.

    4 Quietanswer Why not? It would seem that everyone else has!? Including my sister, mother, and three brothers. Besides, he’s probably a Chefs fan.

    5 Holte2 By PTB* on this clown, I’ll move up in the ranks of Don Guiseppe’s Elite Assassin Squad.

    6 Jesse7 One word: Sheepsniffer

    7 Chalambok The Oregon City Decorated Veteran. I hates local competition.

    8 Hdog For providing only a weekly update of the Goddess that is Nikki. Daily, Daily, Daily!

    9 Mr. Poopy PTB iff** me don’t gets the first autographed copy of his new book.

    10 Midnight Where do you think potted meat comes from. PTB* on transplanted Rednecks! Besides, a promise is a promise.

    PTB: Pushing The Button
    IFF: Philosophical term translating the condition of ‘if and only if’


    NOTE: All Button Pushing is subject to final authority of The Don. Delivery subject to due paperwork and other arrangements as necessary. Please allow 6-8 weeks for final delivery after scheduling. List subject to change at any time without notice. Forebearance is NOT a waiver.

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    Ba Humbug

    I only came in at #10 I suppose thats good as I was told I am small and femine and I hate the sight of blood exp my own.

    Mybe me and greekmai could tag team then SZ would be in deep POOPOO

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    • #3
      For $50,000 in cash, Spanky, you get an extra mug and your own Satellite Dojo Certificate, handwritten in crayon on a paper towel.

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      • #4
        That is a SWEET Deal. Done and DONE!

        Where do I sign? Does that make me an instant sub grandmaster? Can I annoint fellow secret warriors and extort, I mean collect unreasonable dojo fees for nothing more than the certificate?


        All my money problems will be gone.

        Szczepankiewicz the McGrandMaster

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        • #5
          At the bottom, yes, and no, respectively.

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          • #6
            He is just soooooooo jealous of us superior beings. Especially moi.

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            • #7
              The only thing I'm jealous of Bitty for is that strapping masculine hairless chest of pectoral muscles.

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