do psychic powers exist

[Guest]

Where abouts in Manchester are you pretending you're from, stupid? (that makes 6, and counting........)

[Battery]

Sigh. I'm trying my hardest to stay sombre here.
But your insanity is catching, I'm afraid.
I think I'm even beginning to find some of these posts (gasp) amusing.
How much lower can I possibly get.

If I sink much deeper, I may actually find something of Crouchtig's informative, or (dare I say it) enlightening...
I haven't gone that far - I still ahve something to be thankful for..

[Crouchtig]

chorlton

ah battery a new recruit. no a new... disciple

try being crazy

its fun

you can do what you want

capture a bear and surgicaly attach a bazooka to it (action man did it)
action man the greatest animal rights abuser of them all
whats the matterX, cant you BEAR it?

there are three basic divisions of psycho:

good psychos: live in harmony with nature, become a super hero, laugh constantly until you die (or is that evil)
nuetral psychos: write crazy things on the internet, walk around city centres shouting insane things
evil psychos: create monsters, become a super villain

[Crouchtig]

one day

i will die

but so will all of you

im all out of crazyness....

haikus:

it is a calm day
my arm will mutate soon
why does this please me?

smelly fool bri thai
will get revenge on him soon
breed him with a fish

battery is here
should i warp his mind like mine?
yes i think i should

hitler will rise now
thanks to evil song of mine
will treat him to cake

[Guest]

I remember walking the beat at Chorlton! I used to stand on the corner at Chorlton Cross every morning, watching sexy women go to work.

I'd still be their at lunchtime. Fond memories of mammories....

[Crouchtig]

you must be mistaken

the women you describe dont exist in chorlton

perhaps that was in the olden days

your a pervert but at least your honest about it (dare i say... proud?)

the method of decing whether or not someone is novice or advanced is more flawed than the karate belt system

you are "advanced" because of the number of posts youve made

but hardly any are sensible (i know im just as bad if not worse but there are some people who have only made sensible posts and are still counted as novices). it makes me sick... or was that the green thing i ate?

[Battery]

I'm converted...

It's official, you older guys have warped my young impressionable mind. Sigh. What shall I do now?
I was already a Good Psycho, and now I think you guys have pushed me over the edge into Nuetral Psycho-ism.
Beware shopping centres!
And it's only a hop step jump to Evil Psycho-ism.
This is all your fault Crouchtig.
I will revenge myself...

[Crouchtig]

i myself am neutral at the moment. i write crazy things on the internet but i also

do good deeds

want to create genetic freaks and monsters

want to be a super villain

so im sort of neutral/evil. i get the best of both worlds

lobster man you shall lead my army
"but i dont want to. lobster man is peacefull"
yeti. eliminate him in a suitable psychtic way
"I SHALL GRATE HIS HEAD WITH A CHEESE GRATER THEN FEAST ON THE MANGLED CONTENTS OF HIS SKULL MASTER"
thats disgusting
"SORRY MASTER"
youve put me off my food. dr chimp please stop violating mr turtle

i keeeel you. don dolmio and his pizza mafios are getting ready to hit don ravioli, tell the spagghetio bad boys to torch the joint

a society based on benefits for the disabled eventualy led to the obese cripple-o-saurus wheel chair freak

[Guest]

I just clocked your age on another thread. No offence, but I probably eyed up YOUR mum's tits. Oh yes! I bet they were MASSIVE when you were a baby.

In fact, with the fun I had in Chorlton, maybe I'm your daddy!

Haw haw haw!

[terry]

I believe the intent of the "Open Access" forum was to host non-martial arts related discussions. It is not my understanding that this forum should be a public license for the mental masturbation of some emotionally challenged 13 year old.

Crouchtig, if you have something to say, then say it in a constructive mature manner. A failure to do so will, as in other portions of this forum, result in your posts and threads continuing to be deleted. Comprende?

Terry

[Guest]

Your right. He's no son of mine.

[Crouchtig]

meh (a term used to convey a lack of caring. direct translation: i aknowledge what you have said but am too lazy to react)

so there you have it

meh

[Guest]

Your mum reacted. She wailed like a jack russell bitch on heat that had just been entered by a St Bernard.

Hoooooooowwwwwwlllllll!

[Crouchtig]

bri thai

how can you accuse me of being childish. look at yourself

call the moderators weve got a live troll in here!

[Guest]

I bet her panties are still soaking........