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  • To my Arch nemesis Spanky....

    So! You are the typing ace responsible for the spilling of the
    precious German blood of many of my finest and my
    blondest friends.

    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be
    packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find
    swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National
    winner, but I'm not totally stupid, and I've got the kind of
    feeling you'd rather I hadn't written you.

    Look, just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture
    just by sitting on it, doesn't mean that I'm not sick of
    these damn martial arts forums: the blood, the trolls, the endless
    poetry.

    Ah, Spanky. This is indeed an honour.
    Finally, the two greatest gentleman typists in the world
    meet. Two men of honour, who have jousted together in the
    cloud-strewn glory of Defend.net, face to face at last.
    How often I have rehearsed this moment of destiny in my dreams.
    The panoply to encapsulate the unspoken nobility of a comradeship.

    Naw. What a poof. I've always had
    my doubts about you trenchy-type fellows. Always suspected
    there might be a bit too much of the battle-dodging,
    nappy-wearing, I'd-rather-have-a-cup-of-tea-than-charge-
    stark-naked-at-Royce Gracie about you. But if you're willing to
    post on Defend.net, then you're all right by me and
    welcome to marry my sister any day.

    William



    (and of course, Blackadder)

    BTW,
    ryanhall....Blonde
    Bri Thai....Blonde
    Terry.....Blonde
    Platnum Angel...(well, bleach) Blonde

  • #2
    We are one...

    We are brothers!

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    • #3
      Princess Bride
      Quest for the holy grail (monty python)
      Enter the dragon

      You quote some strange films.

      "My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. "

      I used to love that film!

      But as for Rodents of unusual sizes. I don't think they exist...

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      • #4
        Good are you. But not so good as you think. Where have you erred????

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
          Good are you. But not so good as you think. Where have you erred????
          SW eps 4?

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          • #6
            Spanky, Episode 1, Kicking Poopy's Ass!

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            • #7
              Hey Spanky, I hope no-one confuses you with Spanky from the WWE ;-), for them that is, if they would try to kick your .....

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              • #8
                We are brothers

                Spanky my brother,

                It's true we have had some problems since we met in the woods on my canoe trip down the Cahluawassie River. I'll never forget my trip through the land of nine fingered people. Your cousin serenaded me with some fine Banjo pickin before we set off. Any way, I felt that your treatment of my friend Thai Bri in the woods was somewhat, oh shall we say, unwarranted. I know he's a fine squealer and all, but come on man, I really didn't need to see that.

                And I mean, spiritually speakin'! You and Thai Bri had just been baptized and saved! I guess I'm the only one there who remains unaffiliated! They say that with a thrill-seekin' personality, what goes up must come down. Top of the world one minute, haunted by megrims the next. Yep, it's like your cousin Falcon is a alley cat and his own damn humors're swingin' him by the tail. But don't worry, Spanky; he'll be back on top again. I don't think we've heard the last pickin of Falcon 3624.

                I'll let by gones be by gones.

                William


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                • #9
                  Did you just Pooh pooh me?

                  Well, I hope not, Spanky. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the Martial Arts, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew an Instructor: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the
                  pooh-pooh -- he pooh-poohed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the student who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other Instructors, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the whole school -- morale totally destroyed ...by pooh-pooh!



                  William

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                  • #10
                    William,

                    Bug Off, I like Spanky the way he is...

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                    • #11
                      Then why in the hell do you always make me dress up?????


                      Or maybe that's what you meant!

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                      • #12
                        Bug Off, I like Spanky the way he is...

                        Lighten up Francis.

                        Spanky is my buddy, my amigo. I was just ribbing him a bit.

                        Sheesh.

                        William

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                        • #13
                          Well spoke Sgt Hulka!

                          Can I be the Big Toe?


                          Easy fellas we're all friends here.

                          Well, except for Velma, who just doesn't like anyone...

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