Lets stop Reading Kevin Green's post

[kevin green]

QUIT READING START ACTING!

Originally posted by Toudiyama[NL]
This man is so stupid that he starts to post in a thread I started against him

So actually RobertG you are hijacking my thread, but this seems to be the only way to stop him or at least slow him down

can I ask Tim to remove all his post from my thread?

DEAR TOUDY; I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WERE GOING TO START FOLLOWING MY ADVICE .I GUESS YOU NEED MORE DE-PROGRAMMING.
YOU DID SAY YOU SHOULD STOP READING MY POSTS DIDN'T YOU?

B0W! WOW! I BET YOU GOT YOUR HIND END POINTED SKYWARD RIGHT NOW!

[RobertG]

Re: BOW TO THIS !

News DOUCHE ; DOUCHING COACH JOHN HOLM REPORTS THAT HIS DOUCHEBAG HAS JUST PLACED FIRST IN HER DIVISION AT THE NATIONAL DOUCHING TOURNAMENT. THIS IN ADDITION TO WINNING THE TRIPLE CROWN IN DOUCHING THAT IS FIRST PLACE ALL WITH DOUCHES (FULL POINT SCORE) IN THE USDI USDA AND USDF DOUCHING NATIONALS. PLUS SHE RECENTLY IN THE LAST MONTH OR SO PLACED FIRST IN THE US DOUCHING NATIONAL OPEN BEATING THE BRAZILIAN CHAMP, MEXICAN CHAMP ETC. SHE ALSO WENT UP IN HER DIVISION TO COMPETE AGAINST THE 21 YR OLD AND UNDER DIVISION WHERE SHE ALSO TOOK FIRST PLACE! SHE IS 14 YRS OLD.
THIS WILL NOT BE THE FIRST TIME THAT DOUCHE HOLM HAS TRAINED DOUCHING TEAM MEMBERS.IN 1980 MIGUEL TUDELLA AND STEVE SECK WERE ON THE US DOUCHING TEAM BUT WERE DENIED THEIR CHANCE TO COMPETE BECAUSE OF THE US BOYCOTT OF THE 1980 MOSCOW DOUCHIMPICS BROUGHT ON BY THE SOVIET INVASION OF AFGANISTAN AFTER THEY WERE BAITED BY THE US AND THEIR TALIBAN ALLIES INCLUDING OSAMA BIN DOUCHEBAG.
DOUCHE HOLM AT THIS WRITING HAS PRODUCED 37 INDIVIDUAL NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL FIRST PLACE DOUCHEBAGS. HE RESIDES IN THE DOUCHEVILLE, DOUCHELAND AREA. DOUCHING RULES!

OH YEAH AND DON'T FORGET, ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BOW IS A DOUCHE.

[RobertG]

Re: QUIT READING START ACTING!

DEAR DOUCHY; I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WERE GOING TO START DOUCHING .I GUESS YOU NEED MORE DE-DOUCHING

[RobertG]

DA DA DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE.

[kevin green]

TRY SPITTING INSTEAD OF SWALLOWING

ROBERT IF YOU TOOK TOUR GIRLFREINDS PENIS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH MAYBE YOU COULD SPEAK A LITTLE MORE CLEARLY!
YOU TEND TO MUMBLE WITH A FULL MOUTH LIKE THAT.

[RobertG]

Re: Goes and sits

Originally posted by swagman
on the totally bewildered and lost couch, to scratch his nads and watch the world go by, still with no idea wtf is going on !!!

So here is the deal Swagman.

See this douchebag Kevin came to this board to tell everyone that bowing to your opponent in judo is the downfall of humankind. And that it offends Muslims and Christians. And that if you bow you are gay. And if you bow you probably perform oral sex on your instructor. Oh yeah, and did I mention that bowing to your opponent prevents Muslims from doing judo? Kevin is very sensitive to Islam. Oh yeah, and bowing prevents you from having any skills in judo. Oh yeah, and Kevin has no teeth because someone beat the snot out of him. Oh yeah, and Kevin is a 300 lb. powerlifter and judo black belt. Oh, and his former bed buddy, oh, I mean, "coach", has filed all these frivolous lawsuits in the courts so his whiny little daughter doesn't have to bow to her opponent. Well, yeah, that pretty much sums it up. So since he won't go away, and since none of us really care what he has to say, this is now the Official Monty Python thread. And occassionally the Aqua Teen Hunger Force thread, and occassionally the gangsta rap thread. And, I suppose, also the Kevin whining and looking for attention thread. So there you go. For intelligent life, please see the other forums around here.

[RobertG]

Re: TRY SPITTING INSTEAD OF SWALLOWING

Originally posted by kevin green
ROBERT IF YOU TOOK TOUR GIRLFREINDS PENIS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH MAYBE YOU COULD SPEAK A LITTLE MORE CLEARLY!
YOU TEND TO MUMBLE WITH A FULL MOUTH LIKE THAT.

Hell yeah bitch, I'm banging a she-male. Got a problem with it?

Check her out:

MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER PENIS--ADULT CONTENT!!

That's right Kevin, you could never score with a hot TS bitch like that. Keep dreaming. Maybe if you bowed more you'd get some TS loving.

[kevin green]

TO THE BLUSHING BRIDE BOBBIE

ITS OKAY IF YOU ARE GAY. IT JUST LEAVES MORE HORNY WOMEN AROUND FOR US THAT ARE NOT. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE UNDER MY CONTROL SALLY?

[RobertG]

I DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE UNDER YOUR CONTROL DOUCHEY. SPEAKING OF GAY, ALL THIS TALK OF GUYS ON THEIR KNEES, AND ORAL SEX, AND CONTROLLING MEN, IT ALL SOUNDS SO, SO....UMMM...WELL GAY.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:

Title: Every Sperm Is Sacred
From: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Transcribed By: unknown


There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
there are Hindus and Mormons and then
there are those that follow Mohammed -but-
I've never been one of them.
I am a Roman Catholic
and have been since before I was born,
and the one thing they say about Catholics is
they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
a Catholic the moment dad came
...Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate. (2x)
Let the heathens spill theirs,
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
semen with more care.
(misc choruses)
Every sperm is useful,
every sperm is fine.
God needs everybodies,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs
on mountain hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each sperm that's spilled in vain.
(misc. choruses and finale)

[RobertG]

Title: The Idiot Song
From: The Album, Monty Python Live at Drury Lane
Transcribed By: Tak Ariga


How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun,
At the warm but insecure untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.

How sweet to be an idiot, how sweet.

I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream,
Smashes through my dream,
Fie fye foe fum,
I smell the blood of an asylum,
(Blood of an asylum,
But mother I play so beautifully,
listen. ha ha)
Fie fye foe fum,
I smell the blood of the asylum,
Hey you, you're such a pennant,
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much inagination as a carvan sign.

But I still love you, still love you,
Oooh how sweet to be an idiot,
How sweet. how sweet. How sweet.

[kevin green]

YOUR BOYFREIND LEFT ?

YOU SPEAK MUCH MORE CLEARLY NOW. YOU MUST HAVE SWALLOWED.FROM NOW ON YOU ARE KNOWN AS THE "SWALLOW".
NOW YOU KNOW HOW A PUPPET FEELS. OR MAYBE A WIND UP TOY. YOU ARE SO EASILY LED. OBEY OBEY OBEY SIT FETCH BEG
NOW BOW. WOW.

[RobertG]

PRAISE BOB!

[Lizard]

Look kevin, just let satanic ninjitsu into your life. I used to get pissed off all the time then I discovered that there was more to life than being bored. I became a satanic ninja. I chop off heads all the time without even thinking twice about it! Once I totaly uppercutted some christian just for opening a window! Ask robert G if you don't beleive me.

Here is an example of what being a ninja is all about:

[kevin green]

I HAVE BEEN USING NINJA MIND CONTROL TECHNIQUES TO ENCOURAGE ROBERT G TO COME OUT OF HIS CLOSET.
JUST AS I HAVE BEEN CONFUSING THE REST OF YOU LITTLE PUPPETS, I AM SLOWLY DE-PROGAMMING YOU OF YOUR HERO WORSHIPPING BOOTLICKING SUCKUP BOWING ACTIVITY.
NOW GO TO YOUR BOWL AND QUIT BARKING

[RobertG]

Hey everyone attention! Flash mob at Kevin's house midnight tonight! Bring your douchebags!