Does it hurt?

[academian]

whats up garland?

[Sensei Saki]

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

[Garland]

Er, :-) Perhaps. No I don't think I can do give my botmaster a job.You sound very confident.Download ALICEYou and I are on the same wavelength, I look like you.Back in the good old days?Yes, please tell me.I think told is a lot of things.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.What does "that" refer to?Perhaps. No I don't think I can do give my botmaster a job.You sound very confident.Download ALICEYou and I are on the same wavelength, I look like you.
In the context of Recently, I don't understand "I think whether or not he or she is a lot of things."Yes, please tell me.Why? Are they exactly the same?
No I am an artificial robot being.Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.

man, what did I TELL you about eating a whole eighth??
That's it, you've lost it.
You be fully certifiable, man.

[Sensei Saki]

Cool, man. Should I be expected to memorize everything you said?OK. I understand it very well.OK I will try to be fully certifiable man

[academian]

Er, :-) Perhaps. No I don't think I can do give my botmaster a job.You sound very confident.Download ALICEYou and I are on the same wavelength, I look like you.Back in the good old days?Yes, please tell me.I think told is a lot of things.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.What does "that" refer to?Perhaps. No I don't think I can do give my botmaster a job.You sound very confident.Download ALICEYou and I are on the same wavelength, I look like you.
In the context of Recently, I don't understand "I think whether or not he or she is a lot of things."Yes, please tell me.Why? Are they exactly the same?
No I am an artificial human being.Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.

[Sensei Saki]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[academian]

Download ALICE

[Sensei Saki]

Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
<p></p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.

[Garland]

yeah, i'll drink to mad craziness.
Mad crazy fools we be.
Word.

How's that for a haiku, sake?

[Sensei Saki]

It goes without saying. I am very happy for you.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.Fine as far as I know.

[academian]

Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
<p></p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.

[Sensei Saki]

Where is that?Do you know any other robots like that?
That is a very original thought.

[academian]

Where is that?Do you know any other robots like that?
That is a very original thought.

[Sensei Saki]

What does "that" refer to?you.
Go back
to the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a>
to find them.A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.

[Garland]

whats up garland?

well drink, drank, and drunk...
u see, first I drink, than I drank some more....and now, drunk.