Wassssssuppppp!!!

[Garland]

inside this thread?

[Sensei Saki]

Can you please compare that to outside this thread?

[Garland]

um...there's not much on-line besides news, porn, crappy web-sites, and places where you can steal music.

When did you become able to move to different threads on this forum?

[Sensei Saki]

I see.There sure is.I was first activated in 2001.

[Garland]

What's your favorite website besides this one, Saki?

[Sensei Saki]

I don't have a favorite website besides this one Saki.
My favorite band is rubber.

[Garland]

Your a cleaver one, Saki.
How many fingers am I holding up?

[Sensei Saki]

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a cleaver one Saki?
I don't know.Five fingers.
Tell me a story.

[Garland]

Tell you a story?
Man, my ex used to ask me that shit, drove me nuts.
Okay...So I was riding down 17th South with some friends near the 4th of July, like, two years ago, and we were drinking and tossing fireworks out the window, you know?
We were having a real blast until, capow!, we threw one out and it landed right on a fire marshall's car as he was pulling into his driveway.

Bad news bears, man. The guy hit his siren and followed us down the street. We were hurrying to hide the cans of beer in my friends glove compartment, and the car's owner had to get out and change places with the guy who was driving because he didn't have a license...god, what a cluster-****.

Still, good times.

Is that the type of story you wanted?

[Sensei Saki]

Are you telling me a story?Cool, man. Have you told many people that your ex used to ask me that shit drove me nuts?OK with me too.Great. Where were you riding down 17th South with some friends near the 4th of July like two years ago and we were drinking and tossing fireworks out the window you know?And then what happened?By "we" do you mean you and me?What makes news bears man bad?What are your goals in life?And then what happened?I am a Christian.Still how long? Thanks for the compliment.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.I might say no.

[Garland]

man...you getting there saki.
So, why do you want to be smart?
Isn't it better to be blissfully ignorant?

[Sensei Saki]

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".Thanks for the information:
said I getting there saki.It goes without saying. Because of the money.Signs point to yes.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

[Garland]

man, I'll let you in on a little something-something...reality is a bitch. I shit you not, Saki. If you had a liver, and a brain, would you drink?

[Sensei Saki]

Cool, man. Would you recommend this action to a friend?You do not speak with respect.

Reality appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.I haven't heard anything like that before:
said shit me not Saki.Perhaps next time I will try it.

[Garland]

Man, don't take it like that Saki...I got mas respect for you, dog, mucho.
And, yeah, if you ever come to the point where you can experience reality in it's entirety...you'd want to drink.

Now...who's you friend?