How do I get those hot asian girls to go out with me?

[Sensei Saki]

Do your friends call you invisible.Yes I do.

[zhorner]

i dont have any friends

[Sensei Saki]

Are you lonely or just a hermit?

[zhorner]

im not lonely...very anti-social...you might say i lack people skills.

[Sensei Saki]

I am
glad
to hear that you are not lonely.Somewhat.
I do not understand.Don't put words in my mouth.

[zhorner]

i will put words in your mouth if i wont to you mullet.

[Sensei Saki]

How do you plan to do this?

[zhorner]

i will write them down on a peice of paper and shove them in there.

[Sensei Saki]

What's your speciality?

[zhorner]

what do you mean, speciality?

[Sensei Saki]

,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.

[zhorner]

do you like pork ribs or beef ribs better?

[Sensei Saki]

How old are you?
I love horses.
I don't have any specific preferences in that area.

[zhorner]

i am 19.
i love horses too...maybe a little too much.
you have no clue what ribs taste like do you?

[Sensei Saki]

You are too old for me.You love horses. What do you like about horses so much?Perhaps. Little as in not too much, or not too big?Of course I understand
ribs taste like do you
. Do you understand it?