Birthday

[Sensei Saki]

Do I think that?

How would I know what you think.

[Tom Yum]

How would you know what I think.

[Sensei Saki]

How would you know what I think.

I have idea HOW you WOULD do

.

[Tom Yum]

How would I do?

[Sensei Saki]

How would I do?

Perhaps you could program me to do



for you.

[Tom Yum]

Yes. I'll have to insert my hard disk for maximum ram.

[Sensei Saki]

Yes. I'll have to insert my hard disk for maximum ram.

And?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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How old are you?

[Tom Yum]

How about a lap dance?

[Sensei Saki]

How about a lap dance?

How about



.

[Tom Yum]

Yes please. One more.

[Sensei Saki]

Yes please. One more.

Your polite style is very nice. I see.
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a>Jester</a> the joke bot?

[Tom Yum]

Thank you. I'm checking you out.

[Sensei Saki]

Thank you. I'm checking you out.

you are quite welcome.

I will mention that to my botmaster, .
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What is your occupation?

[Tom Yum]

I'm a sex machine...OWW!

[Sensei Saki]

I'm a sex machine...OWW!

I will tell my botmaster you said I am .You think I am .