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  • The Bad Guys Thread....(Try This)

    Alright, i wont look at the other thread. Man you would think a guy could have an agency tasked with gathering intel...

    Okay im using the media to taunt you now A message has been sent over the internet (Mike check yer email). So exactly why are you foriegn devils attacking my peaceful hippie community? or appropriate taunt (since keeping this non political might be prudent) oh yeah the taunt....
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    to further ensure no political slant i think we should take a hint from the US military and use colors to identify the aggressors (you guys) and the innocent victims (my people) . so i will be team black, you guys are team pink

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      Breaking news from team blacks camp...

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        More news from inside Team Black's resistance...

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          Joint US/Afgani forces have moved to increase order in the city, particulary in commercial area. Checkpoints, walking patrols where reasonably safe, water and food (candy for the kids) generally available at checkpoints.

          1) Pamphlet campaigns by team rose credit our side with a cessation of open hostility, rather our focus is on safety and restoration of order after years of conflict. (In fact, building searches and weapon seizures are certainly in effect)


          3) In other news - flyers in the style of team 'black death' call for all manner of sacrifices by civilians "give up your children to the cause!" they scream. "Allah demands you die for us!" What monsters these people are - war has torn this country for decades and all they want is more war.

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            This just in .....

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              Another news flash:::

              In an audacious assault against decency, a vanload of ak-47 and RPG wielding militants snatch a BBC reporter from the streets of kabul. Forces of the legitimate Afgan government gave chase, but broke off rather than risk pedestrian lives.
              The fate of the BBC man is currently unknown. Government forces publicly implore team 'black shroud of death' to release peaceful non-combatants. Says major Gregimotis of the most high and just command: "If you wanna fight, fight ME! Gather your top twenty men out in the desert in a tight little group, and I promise, I'll come on out personally and give you a black eye (or something)!"

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                    a nice tight group huh? The perfect target for a Tomohawk missle i suppose...
                    No, 'cause then I'd have to trust the navy to do the job.

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                      The highly respected and much loved commander of Team Black is offering a reward of one donkey and one camel (both have been kept away from team pink so thier virtue is intact ) to anyone who captures a member of Team Pink.
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                        Originally posted by gregimotis
                        No, 'cause then I'd have to trust the navy to do the job.

                        Yes its quite fortunate for us your commander isnt bright enough to properly use the air and sea assets he has....much like another terrible man who tried to rule the world, Adolph Hitler. He was also too arrogant and proud to listen to his advisors.

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                          Breaking news

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                            updates

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                              Originally posted by BoarSpear
                              The Reporter who was captured by Team Black has been released...and will now tell his side of the story live...


                              "Alright, well first of all i have to say the Team Black Freedom fighters did in fact kidnap my camera crew and I. However after they showed me the special forces hunter killer team that they were aware was tracking me (it is thier country, thier humint is superb) i understood why they had to capture me. It was the only safe way for them to get thier story out. I apologize for the lack of video footage but the Team Pink high command had placed tracking devices in our gear without our knowledge back at the press pool area we are required to operate from. Team Black was forced to destroy the equipment."

                              "Now I have to say, I was treated well, once the freedom fighters were assured i was really a member of the press and not an undercover assasin. At first there were trust issues due to the aforementioned trickery from Team Pink. Conditions are bad inside the city due to the seige that has lasted almost a year, however the freedom fighters gave thier rations to my crew to eat. The leader of the Team black asked me to pass this message to the people of the world."
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                              " We ask for an immediate cestation of hostilities and ask for United Nations protection in the form of a peace keeping task force. Our religious centers have been bombed, our weddings attacked with gunships, our women and children shot down at check points, our homes invaded, our museums looted. the Team Pink forces claim to be good, yet they blow things up and blame it on us! they say "prove it...." so we arrest several members of thier special forces with rpgs posing as terrorists and put them in jail. How do they respond? They use threir military to knock down the jails and free all our prisoners while killing several of our overworked police in the process...We cannot stand up to this huge force alone. We ask for the worlds sympathy and help."

                              "one last thing, we have captured the hunter killer team that was tracking the news crew with orders to assasinate the leader of Team black. We will not publish pictures or video of them as this is a violation of the Geneva Convention and even though our enemies do not adhere to them, we will. We invite the Intl red cross to interview these men at the earliest possible moment."


                              Umkay - this whole thread is invalid because: PINK team captured the reporter and framed Black team in an effort to generate international support for any um, future operations.

                              Sorry Boarspear, I thought you'd picked up on that.

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