What martial art would you take for law enforcement?

[jubaji]

No, he almost hit you.

[Garland]

that's what I would've told the police.

"look officer, he's dressed all in black, and he's running across the road, he must certainly be a ninja intent on doing me harm."

Self Defense, case-closed!

[7r14ngL3Ch0k3]

I almost hit a street ninja with my car last night.

http://www.youtube.com/v/GBtYiLFH85A

[Tim McFatridge]

That was a funny video...

[Garland]

...Utah has a shortage of ninjas in the summer...heatstroke is a terrible thing.