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  • #91
    Originally posted by Tant01
    Oh, man.... What a load...

    It's too bad so many young artists like yourself get brainwashed from such an early age.

    Impressionable young folks will buy anything and look, you're living proof!

    HEHEHEHE....i was waiting on you guys to tripp over this idiot

    It was the one time i was dissapointed NOT to see jubaji in a thread in the CMA forums

    Maybe his secret shaolin monks can team up with Ashida Kims secret ninja's and they can start a web site together

    I wonder how long before these clowns are back? they seem too stupid to know when to just go away...they being the people at IronPalmArts of course. Wink, grin.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by blitz
      Then damn I've been doing that exact same excersize for 16 years now.. I shouldn't be cut or bruised. I have a massage shower head too!!!
      If You Had Been Doing The Actual Exercise Then Yes It Would Decrease Your Chances Of Being Cut Of Bruise But, You Haven't You Have Just Been Taking A Shower With A Massage Head. It's Kind Of Like You Were Taking A Shower Without Using Any Soap.

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      • #93
        Hey maybe the showerhead is Master Tu's secret as well

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        • #94


          "Master Tu has another extraordinary stunt in the works. He is in the process of getting clearance from the Taiwanese government to borrow a 747 jet airplane. Tu figures 20 to 24 of his top students, by strapping their penises, 6 to 8 men per wheel, can generate combined penis pulling power to move the 18,000-kilogram (39,780 lbs!) 747. That's over a ton and a half per penis."

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          • #95
            They must use 2 showerheads at once!!

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            • #96
              I think if I had a girlfriend and she knew I was part of Master Tu's demo team, she'd either break up or want to spend more quality time together...lol.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Tant01
                Oh, man.... What a load...

                It's too bad so many young artists like yourself get brainwashed from such an early age.

                Impressionable young folks will buy anything and look, you're living proof!
                To Be Upfront I Am Not Phil, Or Chase's Wife I Am One Of His Instuctors I'm 53 And Have 40 Years Of Martial Arts Training. Chase Has Not Posted Anything On This Website The Statement That Say Chase Benefield At The Bottom Was Left By Phil. Chase Is Far To Busy To Join In On The Fun. I Am Willing To Bet Chase Is A Better All Around Artist Then You Will Ever Accomplish In Your Entire Life. The Reason I Say This Is Your Mind Is Already Shuting Down And You Are The One Who Is Truly Brainwashed By Your Own Ego. Your Mind Has Blocked So Much Out That Your Not Even Open To Good Advice. At The Age Of 22 Chase Has His Own Company, Website, Countless Loyal Customers, Hundreds Of Trophies And Much More. Please Enlighten Me On What You Were Doing When You Were 22 Tant Besides Something You Just Make Up.

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                • #98
                  ROFLMFAO You've got to wonder what motivates some people. I mean, do you just wake up one day and say "Hey, it would be really great if I could pull a 747 around with my cock. I bet it will make Mom really proud of me."

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Sagacious Lu
                    ROFLMFAO "Hey, it would be really great if I could pull a 747 around with my cock. I bet it will make Mom really proud of me."
                    How can you associate your mom with the stunt ?

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                    • Originally posted by Sagacious Lu
                      I type this way because when I was in school I paid attention to my teachers who taught me how to write and type properly. I'm not a grammar nazi but for crying out loud, everyone on the internet knows that when you type in all caps it means you're yelling. It's incredibly annoying when you "shout" everything you post. Welcome to the internet noobie, this is day one




                      Contrary to popular belief rubbing your self in the shower will not make you go blind or cause hair to grow on your hands. I hate to break it to you though, if this idea worked every man over the age of 13 or so would have an armor piercing pecker




                      There is no "Vanwert" but there is a "Van Wert" in Polk County and they even have a Sycamore Street. That town is only about 50 miles from my house, should I just drop in and say hi or should I call before I come? Not that I really feel like I need to; I already know how to take shower, but thanks anyway.



                      This thread is the funniest damn thing I've read in a while... I hope there isn't anyone stupid enough to take these clowns seriously but unfortunately there probably is. The more horseshit like this I see the luckier I feel to have an honest school to train in.
                      It Does Work Try It You'll Be Amazed. It Is Van Wert.

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                      • Originally posted by Tom Yum
                        How can you associate your mom with the stunt ?

                        What, doesn't every mother day dream about having a son that will one day grow up to yank an air plane around with his johnson

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                        • Originally posted by IronPalmArts
                          To Be Upfront I Am Not Phil, Or Chase's Wife I Am One Of His Instuctors I'm 53 And Have 40 Years Of Martial Arts Training. Chase Has Not Posted Anything On This Website The Statement That Say Chase Benefield At The Bottom Was Left By Phil. Chase Is Far To Busy To Join In On The Fun. I Am Willing To Bet Chase Is A Better All Around Artist Then You Will Ever Accomplish In Your Entire Life. The Reason I Say This Is Your Mind Is Already Shuting Down And You Are The One Who Is Truly Brainwashed By Your Own Ego. Your Mind Has Blocked So Much Out That Your Not Even Open To Good Advice. At The Age Of 22 Chase Has His Own Company, Website, Countless Loyal Customers, Hundreds Of Trophies And Much More. Please Enlighten Me On What You Were Doing When You Were 22 Tant Besides Something You Just Make Up.
                          Ooooo the secret monk teacher from IronPalmArts appears....he has been here all along however, he wont actually BE one of the secretive monks..watch So who are you? surely with 40 years teaching such wonderful martial geniuses as Chase YOU must be quite well known!!

                          Where is your school? since your 22 yr old student has a web site and business surely you do as well? youre his mentor right? he did follow your teachings and path right? so direct us to your web site then! who wants to study with a 22 yr old...we wanna meet his secret masters!!

                          As for mine and Tants credentials, everyone here knows us...youre the new guys...introduce yourselves.

                          What tourneys and when and where did chase win his 100's of trophies? The XMA's child divisions?

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                          • Jeez - just look at these double standards here -

                            BOARDOM was insisting that IronPalmArts had a nerve to release information concerning Iron Palm techniques as it might influence and even endanger the physical well being of small children (should they have an opportunity to read these forums), and BOAR suggests that it is irresponsible for us to leave this information in harms way for young folk -

                            HOWEVER, it IS okay to reference links to PENIS stunts and then speak of COCKS -

                            I guess it's okay talking about these things if you need more education on these subjects, hence... BOAR, might I suggest looking up oral fixations via Google and maybe consider things you can do with your partner's cock - Since you did bring up this subject, I'll be glad to see yourself back into, I mean out of this one -

                            Truth is, a penis is a penis, a cock is a cock, and a vagina - well BOAR, you told me yourself that every hole is intended to be filled - maybe yours is ready?

                            PEACE

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                            • Originally posted by Sagacious Lu
                              Doesn't every mother day dream about having a son that will one day grow up to yank an air plane around with his johnson
                              No, but this sounds like a great skit to employ on one of those crazy Comedy Central type cartoons (i.e. Drawn Together).

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                              • Originally posted by IronPalmArts
                                It Does Work Try It You'll Be Amazed. It Is Van Wert.
                                Thats right you wimps, stop being such wusses when you shower!! rub harder!
                                Hey you can probably even superset the exercise by drying off with the towel really hard, really scrub so you toughen up...maybe you can bounce swords off your skin then...why dont you try that chase/phil/secret monk teacher get back to us it though okay?

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