just few questions........

[spudman300]

yeah so i need a few pointers on wot a martial arts intstructor would look for in a gradein,i got one on monday and i wanna show him how i good i am,last time we had a gradein i past and he sed i was top in the class,when its not our turn ppl just sit down but i stand up in relaxed stance,any other ideas for wot i couls do???? thx ,ben

[spudman300]

now would be a good tiem to reply

[fanman.]

Yeah, don't scratch your ass or pick your nose or anything like that.

[Karate_kid]

I once had this guy in my class who farted when doing sit ups, and it was right when my shihan was holding his feet. It was loud enough for the whole class to hear, ahhh good times....