Question on "Ode to the Squat"

[Broadsword2004]

Hey, I am trying to find a poem I saw posted at a gym I was at a year or so ago; I can't find it via Google, though. It was called, "Ode to the Squat," and all I remember is it was pretty catchy and end with the lines, "Boy, you ain't been squattin!" It mentions a man with "legs like trees" and is about a young man who comes and wants large legs but tries leg extensions, leg presses, etc...but no squats.

I really liked it though; if anyone has it, I'd greatly appreciate if you could post it.

[Phil Elnore]

I also have large legs, but have easily done so without any silly outside strength exercise like the Squit.

Good food and plenty sleep helps, along with internal exercise, careful not to raise a sweat.

The human body was not made to abuse through silly outside strength exercise.

[jubaji]

I also have large legs, .

Many women your age do.