George Dillman

[hapkiyoosool]

My wife can open a jar of peanut butter by simply staring at it while I turn the top. She NEVER touches the jar! Not once! I should sign her up for the paranormal challenge! I could get rich and buy my way on to the front cover of a martial arts magazine! WHOA!
Imagine the possibilities!

[Kimpatsu]

My wife can open a jar of peanut butter by simply staring at it while I turn the top. She NEVER touches the jar! Not once! I should sign her up for the paranormal challenge! I could get rich and buy my way on to the front cover of a martial arts magazine! WHOA!
Imagine the possibilities!

My wife can make money disappear. It disappears from my wallet, my bank accounts, the coffee table...

[Thai Bri]

I've heard she can also balance a waiter, a cook and a donkey. Each out of a different oriface.

[Kimpatsu]

I've heard she can also balance a waiter, a cook and a donkey. Each out of a different oriface.

And yet YOU'RE the one who is jiust SOOOO stuffed...

[Thai Bri]

Is that "SOOOOOO" as in the "sooooo eeeee!" that yer mommy shouts when you mount her?

[Kimpatsu]

Is that "SOOOOOO" as in the "sooooo eeeee!" that yer mommy shouts when you mount her?

No, it's what YOUR mom shouts when I mount HER.
Best ride she's ever had.

[Thai Bri]

Great wit man. Or is it Dad? It's a variation of the "same to you, poo poo head" argument of the great philosophers.

That Shirinji Kenpo isn't just shite set piece limb waving....... it really IS mental development!

I know now not to tangle with you! You tie me in knots. Not.

Is that the way the Japanese do it? Is it? Is it?

[Kimpatsu]

Isn't it about time for your medication?

[jubaji]

Isn't it about time for your medication?

Its about time for you to get the **** out of here.

[Thai Bri]

Isn't it about time for your medication?

Watching you trying to defend yourself using Shorinji Kenpo, againt a man No, biut with no arms, would be a tonic. You'd get the shit kicked out of ya!

[Kimpatsu]

Watching you trying to defend yourself using Shorinji Kenpo, againt a man No, biut with no arms, would be a tonic. You'd get the shit kicked out of ya!

I think your carers need to increase the dose of your anti-psychotic medication, because the current dose is clearly insufficient. You know it's dangerous for you to remain unmedicated; you drool on your shirt and write this kind of nonsense.

[stabbychick]

Damn crackheads! All o' ya!

[Thai Bri]

Isn't Shorinji Kenpo that art that develops your inner philosophy? But you get kicked out if you don't kiss the senior honcho's sweet anus?

[Kimpatsu]

Damn crackheads! All o' ya!

Yes, I frequently crack heads together...

[Uke]

Dillman knows karate. Actually he was a champion. But as far as the pressure point knockouts, he's a copycat. George Dillman followed Seiyu Oyata all around the country, attending his seminars and stealing everything he thought he could use. His knockouts are not practical, and don't always work. If you want to see what George Dillman is trying to be, you'd have to see Taika Oyata. However he's in Okinawa. But he is the real deal in pressure point knockouts. His karate methods are much more superior to Dillman's as well. One of his top students, Al Geraldi, lived in NY for a lot of years but I don't think he's here anymore. That's where you'd go to see the practical applications of what Dillman tries to imitate.