Drinks on Me!!!!

[treelizard]

Anybody ever show up to class drunk? I *really* wanted a glass of wine with dinner before a class last week, and I was riding my bike, but I didn't think it'd go over too well... Ha! Maybe add it to my "how to get booted from class" list.

[knifethrower]

Anybody ever show up to class drunk?

Only when I was teaching------------------------

[BoarSpear]

Only when I was teaching------------------------

Same here however I seem to remember some some drunken Poi in yer past

[Garland]

Anybody ever show up to class drunk? I *really* wanted a glass of wine with dinner before a class last week, and I was riding my bike, but I didn't think it'd go over too well... Ha! Maybe add it to my "how to get booted from class" list.

I did show up to an Adjarn Chai seminar the night after I hung out with some pals who were smoking pot. (I WASN'T)
He could smell it on me, and made ruthless jokes at my expense and one of my stable mates (a tall Rastafarian looking guy) in front of a room full of Salt Lake and West Valley city police and S.W.A.T. guys. I don't think I've ever been as embarassed in my life...much worse than the time I walked out of my bathroom drunk at a party with my pants around my ankles.

I have come to class whacked out on pain pills when I twisted my ankle...and energy pills trying to cut weight...bad idea, by the way.

I tried to go box on sparring night when I had my wisdom teeth out...(they did it with only local anesthetic while I was awake) and my trainer wouldn't let me...

[treelizard]

LOL! I used to do laundry at a friend's house and TWICE her housemate showed up with like twenty guys and they were all smoking a ton of pot, as I was folding my freshly cleaned laundry. I was really paranoid about the smell... I mean one week those were ALL the clothes I had, right there, and I had to go to a budo taijutsu seminar that weekend (and the head of the school is a DEA agent!) So I burnt loads of sage... I figured if I'm gonna smell like burnt plants it might as well be something sacred (and legal!)

[Garland]

LOL! I used to do laundry at a friend's house and TWICE her housemate showed up with like twenty guys and they were all smoking a ton of pot, as I was folding my freshly cleaned laundry. I was really paranoid about the smell... I mean one week those were ALL the clothes I had, right there, and I had to go to a budo taijutsu seminar that weekend (and the head of the school is a DEA agent!) So I burnt loads of sage... I figured if I'm gonna smell like burnt plants it might as well be something sacred (and legal!)

ew....hippy stink.
some poutchuilli oil too?

[treelizard]

EWW!! People always wear patchouli instead of showering, but then they stink and smell of patchouli!!

Sage was used traditionally by Native Americans and is a spiritual antiseptic, as well as being the "cleanest" smelling plant I know. It does not belong to the hippies.

RECLAIM THE SAGE!

[Kimpatsu]

RECLAIM THE SAGE!

Very wise of you...

[Garland]

Very wise of you...

Go smudge a fart.


lol...naw...I'm just playing, I used to be a grungie little bastard when I was younger, making sage sticks with hemp to pay for...stuff.

[treelizard]

Uh.... just cos YOU were a hippie when you used sage doesn't mean the rest of us are! :P

[Kimpatsu]

Go smudge a fart.

All you need now is the onion, and you can get stuffed.

[Garland]

All you need now is the onion, and you can get stuffed.

LOL...ah.........sage. Have you guys ever seen a smudging ritual? I have an odd story about camping with some Native siblings from the Ft. Duchene reservation.

[Kimpatsu]

Have you guys ever seen a smudging ritual? I have an odd story about camping with some Native siblings from the Ft. Duchene reservation.

I smudge my thmbprint on letters so often, it's become a ritual.

[Garland]

I smudge my thmbprint on letters so often, it's become a ritual.

har-de-har-har...I'm glad YOU have a sense of humor. Our other new member's got a stick up his ass.

[Kimpatsu]

har-de-har-har...I'm glad YOU have a sense of humor. Our other new member's got a stick up his ass.

A joss stick, perchance...?