a message to the martial artists on this forum

[mr goodcat]

Here's some free advice for you, if you ever do actually manage to get to college, don't major in Philosophy. You've already failed it.

I just remembered, my high school offered a philosophy class, which i got a B+ in, soo no i wouldnt think i'd fail philosophy. anyone who has a great interest in something will do good in it i believe. I already am in college thank you. I'll say it again, philosophy is not like like 1 + 1 = 2, <= even with this philosophers will debate '' what is the validity of knowledge?'' What makes it valid? How do we really know? There is no gospel truth. just look at all the philosophers debating philosophical questions; such as where did we come from? Why are we hear? Does god exist?, if so, where's the proof?

so philosophers such as Immanuel kant, Albert Camu, Stovstelski, etc, have written books to discuss their claims and why they feel they're right.

[mr goodcat]

No, it very clearly is not!

Sure it is.

[jubaji]

There is no right or wrong in philosophy; but, only view points. My interpertation is just as valid as anyone elses. I can state my opinion if I want to.

Here's some free advice for you, if you ever do actually manage to get to college, don't major in Philosophy. You've already failed it.

[jubaji]

My english is fine thanks, .

No, it very clearly is not!

[mr goodcat]

We Told You We Hated Your "interpretation" Of Philosophy A Long-ass Time Ago, And You Have Yet To Stop. Now You're An Idiot And A Liar...

where did you come from? There is no right or wrong in philosophy; but, only view points. No, you didn't say that. My interpertation is just as valid as anyone elses. Frankily, no one here knows the complete truth, so give it a rest. I can state my opinion if I want to.

[mr goodcat]

What if we hate your inability to express yourself in standard English?

My english is fine thanks, Porkey. Infact, I have a better idea, since you are the one who likes to call me Happeh (?), you can make yourself useful and stop, you bring me down.

[kurt_myers0369]

We Told You We Hated Your "interpretation" Of Philosophy A Long-ass Time Ago, And You Have Yet To Stop. Now You're An Idiot And A Liar...

[jubaji]

"interpretation" is far too grand a term for your mind-farts

if you guys hate my interpretation of philosophy that much ill stop.

What if we hate your inability to express yourself in standard English?

[mr goodcat]

On wings of glory we will carry on
Far across the forgotten lands toward the distant sun
And in the darkness shining far beyond the starlight
Lightning is striking from the dark dawning shadows
And in the kingdom of the everlasting sun
When the glory of the master's time has come

Into the fires of forever we will fly through the heavens
With the power of the universe we stand strong together
Through the force of power, it will soon reach the hour
For victory we ride, Fury of the Storm!

[mr goodcat]

Justive?

Is that a new word meant to combine justice and jive?

no i meant justice

[mr goodcat]

I have a song for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsfiU...&search=snatch

[Verse 1]
Let`s talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self new first so you don`t get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin` corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she`ll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This shit`s hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it`s a carcass?
Even if they were focusing `cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn`t open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won`t be noticed but literally turns up other shit
And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Ya victim`ll stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnet

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don`t know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

[Verse 2]
Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it`s warm outside then it`s quicker for the sour stench to leak out
the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
that`ll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs, and birds
Officers with dogs that smell won`t find shit when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a **** upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it`ll gush out on a tunnel once
But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend
heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums
But if you want to take your time don`t rush it
either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition`s meager
And make sure there`s no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they`ll trace ya
I know it`s obvious but you`d be amazed at how easy it is
to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don`t know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills

[Hook]
Let`s talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you`ll see
Let`s talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat

Let`s talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you`ll see
Let`s talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let`s talk about that!

[Brick Top from Snatch]

[Verse 3]
There`s more choices to choose kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground a shallow grave isn`t allowed
`Cause the corpse`ll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it`s six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in formentioned
In what`s cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentionally
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it`ll pop up at low tide or
be seen by some fisherman`s opticals
Distributing! Body parts is riveting
I explained it in verbs once forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver`s fertilizer
Your advisor`s taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id`s

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don`t know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills

[Hook]
Let`s talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you`ll see
Let`s talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let`s talk about that!



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....that was a long way to go for a joke...

i would hardly classify that as a joke. if you guys hate my interpretation of philosophy that much ill stop. just stop being so pessimistic about everything, if you were such great martial artists, you'd want to understand how to heal, before you understand how to harm.

[Tom Yum]

either health and fitness or administrative justive

Justive?

Is that a new word meant to combine justice and jive?

[Garland]

Hey...since I've already hijacked this thread, I'm gonna take this bus straight to hell...
(peta people, please DO NOT click the link)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v0DQo5GAD-M

we be clubbin'!

[Garland]

I'm sure you shoot all sorts of things with your eyes closed...

that sounds so fuckin' wrong, dude. SO wrong.

but not as sick and wrong as this...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zfQ7lv_TFFY

kinda sounds like our two wannabe ninjas, huh?
snaps beotches...I gots you.

[kurt_myers0369]

mr goodcat's personality disorder profile...

Disorder - Rating
Beaten up repeatedly in high school disorder Extremely High
Fight choreography in front of mirrors disorder Extremely High
Pathological lying to be cool disorder Astronomically High
David Carradine disorder Too High To Estimate