a message to the martial artists on this forum

[3mptin3ss]

you guys need to not taint my 5 star thread.

[mr goodcat]

how long to kill somebody with a tampon?

Oh my....you crazy ninjas, you.

how ever long it takes to choke them with it, provide un even pressure in the throat then 1 good hit, then its over with

[Garland]

i was fixing my tiy to you

excuse me...I don't speak idiot. What's a "tiy"?

[NightStalker14]

how long to kill somebody with a tampon?

Oh my....you crazy ninjas, you.

Umm.. eight seconds with the tampon. It's not sharp, you see...

[Garland]

how long to kill somebody with a tampon?

Oh my....you crazy ninjas, you.

[NightStalker14]

never insult a nerd who can kill someone with a tooth pick in under 15 seconds

It takes you fifteen seconds to use a toothpick on someone?

Too slow...

[mr goodcat]

You there happy?
Are you happy there?

*you*?

Only nerds speak "yoda-bonics", "up word, ni**a my."

i was fixing my tiy to you

[mr goodcat]

Never insult a nerd who can break your face.

never insult a nerd who can kill someone with a tooth pick in under 15 seconds

[Garland]

only nerds make fun of someone else for mispelling a word
* you* there, happy?

You there happy?
Are you happy there?

*you*?

Only nerds speak "yoda-bonics", "up word, ni**a my."

[NightStalker14]

I still want to know which bitter truth I'm 'sposed to wake up to...

[Garland]

its like the quote ''wake up and smell the coffee'' but i changed it around to mean *wake up and smell the bitter truth*

....are you for real?!

Oh, man...this is SAD.
Dude...that's what "wake up and smell the coffee" means.

[NightStalker14]

only nerds make fun of someone else for mispelling a word
* you* there, happy?

Never insult a nerd who can break your face.

[mr goodcat]

Ding bats? Tiy?

I'm feeling more and more SORRY for you with each successive post. I went from being upset with the type of trash you were posting, to being disgusted with your ignorance, to feeling guilty for picking on something so pathetic.

Really...I feel like I've been poking fun at the mentally handicapped or kicking at a kitten...I need a shower, and maybe I should pray a rosary for you in penance or something.

a religious man? oh i see, then clearly you paid no attention to the bible and its doctrines of respect hmm? only nerds make fun of someone else for mispelling a word
* you* there, happy?

[Garland]

Here you go, little fella. Start here and STFU until you've reached at least the beginner level.

http://members.aol.com/eslkathy/esl.htm

Ew...that's MEAN. You're MEAN.

[NightStalker14]

I'm not retarded. I know the idiom. But what are you implying?