a message to the martial artists on this forum

[NightStalker14]

PS. You don't need a mod to change the message. it's easy.

[jubaji]

thats real cute, get a moderator to change my original message, shows what ding bats tiy children are

Here you go, little fella. Start here and STFU until you've reached at least the beginner level.

http://members.aol.com/eslkathy/esl.htm

http://newark.rutgers.edu/%7Ejlynch/Writing/

http://cla.univ-fcomte.fr/english/sites/academic.htm

[Garland]

thats real cute, get a moderator to change my original message, shows what ding bats tiy children are

Ding bats? Tiy?

I'm feeling more and more SORRY for you with each successive post. I went from being upset with the type of trash you were posting, to being disgusted with your ignorance, to feeling guilty for picking on something so pathetic.

Really...I feel like I've been poking fun at the mentally handicapped or kicking at a kitten...I need a shower, and maybe I should pray a rosary for you in penance or something.

[NightStalker14]

Here you go, little fella. Start here and STFU until you've reached at least the beginner level.

http://members.aol.com/eslkathy/esl.htm

~cracks up laughing~

[mr goodcat]

Which ashes? I'm not following.

And what are you studying? Clearly it doesn't involve English.

its like the quote ''wake up and smell the coffee'' but i changed it around to mean *wake up and smell the bitter truth*

[NightStalker14]

I'm not retarded. I know the idiom. But what are you implying?

[Garland]

Here you go, little fella. Start here and STFU until you've reached at least the beginner level.

http://members.aol.com/eslkathy/esl.htm

Ew...that's MEAN. You're MEAN.

[mr goodcat]

Ding bats? Tiy?

I'm feeling more and more SORRY for you with each successive post. I went from being upset with the type of trash you were posting, to being disgusted with your ignorance, to feeling guilty for picking on something so pathetic.

Really...I feel like I've been poking fun at the mentally handicapped or kicking at a kitten...I need a shower, and maybe I should pray a rosary for you in penance or something.

a religious man? oh i see, then clearly you paid no attention to the bible and its doctrines of respect hmm? only nerds make fun of someone else for mispelling a word
* you* there, happy?

[NightStalker14]

only nerds make fun of someone else for mispelling a word
* you* there, happy?

Never insult a nerd who can break your face.

[Garland]

its like the quote ''wake up and smell the coffee'' but i changed it around to mean *wake up and smell the bitter truth*

....are you for real?!

Oh, man...this is SAD.
Dude...that's what "wake up and smell the coffee" means.

[NightStalker14]

I still want to know which bitter truth I'm 'sposed to wake up to...

[Garland]

only nerds make fun of someone else for mispelling a word
* you* there, happy?

You there happy?
Are you happy there?

*you*?

Only nerds speak "yoda-bonics", "up word, ni**a my."

[mr goodcat]

Never insult a nerd who can break your face.

never insult a nerd who can kill someone with a tooth pick in under 15 seconds

[mr goodcat]

You there happy?
Are you happy there?

*you*?

Only nerds speak "yoda-bonics", "up word, ni**a my."

i was fixing my tiy to you

[NightStalker14]

never insult a nerd who can kill someone with a tooth pick in under 15 seconds

It takes you fifteen seconds to use a toothpick on someone?

Too slow...