a message to the martial artists on this forum

[mr goodcat]

Which ashes? I'm not following.

And what are you studying? Clearly it doesn't involve English.

its like the quote ''wake up and smell the coffee'' but i changed it around to mean *wake up and smell the bitter truth*

[NightStalker14]

Here you go, little fella. Start here and STFU until you've reached at least the beginner level.

http://members.aol.com/eslkathy/esl.htm

~cracks up laughing~

[Garland]

thats real cute, get a moderator to change my original message, shows what ding bats tiy children are

Ding bats? Tiy?

I'm feeling more and more SORRY for you with each successive post. I went from being upset with the type of trash you were posting, to being disgusted with your ignorance, to feeling guilty for picking on something so pathetic.

Really...I feel like I've been poking fun at the mentally handicapped or kicking at a kitten...I need a shower, and maybe I should pray a rosary for you in penance or something.

[jubaji]

thats real cute, get a moderator to change my original message, shows what ding bats tiy children are

Here you go, little fella. Start here and STFU until you've reached at least the beginner level.

http://members.aol.com/eslkathy/esl.htm

http://newark.rutgers.edu/%7Ejlynch/Writing/

http://cla.univ-fcomte.fr/english/sites/academic.htm

[NightStalker14]

PS. You don't need a mod to change the message. it's easy.

[NightStalker14]

you dont even know what im studying genius, as if, someday i hope you wake up and smell the ashes

Which ashes? I'm not following.

And what are you studying? Clearly it doesn't involve English.

[mr goodcat]

thats real cute, get a moderator to change my original message, shows what ding bats tiy children are

[jubaji]

nope im just an ass

Clearly.


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[mr goodcat]

Dude, seriously, you need to take an English class.

And making fun of the people who join the Army rather than go to college is the stupidest thing I ever heard. It's a personal choice, and it would seem to stem from you not making it in.

As I recall that's the same thing that happened with that Michael Crook guy that calls wounded soldiers 'leeches' and thinks that soldiers are overpaid.

He washed out of Basic.

And quite honestly, your college education doesn't seem to do much for you. I know plenty of privates and corporals who can spell better and seem to have better sense than you.

As a sixth grader, I was reading/writing on the college level, so your statement about having that compliment from a college sophomore while you were a HS freshman impresses me none.

Thanks.

you dont even know what im studying genius, as if, someday i hope you wake up and smell the ashes

[Garland]

ok good dont believe me, now i dont have to spend extra time getting you to. and if i moderate spelling typos bite you in the ass until the point to where it hurts perhaps you can find someone who really cant spell for shit. and no community college (jc) is not a spanish speaking ''city'' either way you go whether it is jc or university you still will need to get your general ed out of the way so think of jc as a jumpstart to a successful college career, and if u find something about what i just said to insult then theres not much hope for you

Ok...where to start...
Garland's grammer lesson for mr. goodcat, #1;
(this is what you were trying to say, sans superfilous information, grammer and spelling errors.)

Ok, don't believe me. Now I don't have to spend anymore time trying to get you to understand where I'm coming from. If my moderate (who are you kidding, I assisted a writing program for kids with learning disabilities, and you're on par) typos bother you (bite you in the ass to the point where it hurts is a bit longwinded, hampton), perhaps you should go bother somebody else. (NEVER, never, never start a sentence with "AND".) The community college (jc would be J.C. if you mean "Junior College") I attend is not in a Spanish speaking district, for your information, and attending a junior college or community college is a great way to jumpstart a successful college career. If you can find a way to insult me over this, then there is not much hope for you.

Sorry bud...couldn't help myself. Come back here and I'll correct shit for your papers too. MWAH!

[NightStalker14]

Dude, seriously, you need to take an English class.

And making fun of the people who join the Army rather than go to college is the stupidest thing I ever heard. It's a personal choice, and it would seem to stem from you not making it in.

As I recall that's the same thing that happened with that Michael Crook guy that calls wounded soldiers 'leeches' and thinks that soldiers are overpaid.

He washed out of Basic.

And quite honestly, your college education doesn't seem to do much for you. I know plenty of privates and corporals who can spell better and seem to have better sense than you.

As a sixth grader, I was reading/writing on the college level, so your statement about having that compliment from a college sophomore while you were a HS freshman impresses me none.

Thanks.

[mr goodcat]

community college in a predominately spanish speaking city...perhaps.

Sorry to break it to you, pal...you're grammer and spelling are atrocious and I repudiate your claim of being "dubbed as good as a speller as someone...".

ok good dont believe me, now i dont have to spend extra time getting you to. and if i moderate spelling typos bite you in the ass until the point to where it hurts perhaps you can find someone who really cant spell for shit. and no community college (jc) is not a spanish speaking ''city'' either way you go whether it is jc or university you still will need to get your general ed out of the way so think of jc as a jumpstart to a successful college career, and if u find something about what i just said to insult then theres not much hope for you

[Tom Yum]

as if that would save me from the walking downers that seem to follow me from thread to thread; im not in the us army, i make fun of anyone who chooses army over college

Well you said you were an assasin and you said you were in the army. Now you're making fun of people in the army

And whose hampton?

[Garland]

frankily it just makes you look stupid

That is freakin' sweet. Frankily. Frankily awesome!

[Garland]

no actually my spelling is pretty good, when i was a freshman in high school i was dubbed as good as a speller as someone who is in their second year in college, that was over 4 years ago

community college in a predominately spanish speaking city...perhaps.

Sorry to break it to you, pal...you're grammer and spelling are atrocious and I repudiate your claim of being "dubbed as good as a speller as someone...".