a message to the martial artists on this forum

[eXcessiveForce]

You must not be a native english speaker, because there is no way a sane person would say you are a good speller.

[kurt_myers0369]

I think this thread should get an extra star for humor... I'm lovin this

[NightStalker14]

I am too. The guy wants to kill people.

[NightStalker14]

i dont need to poison anyone, actually the only reason i have it is for my microscope slides. well to distinguish between titles and lables sometimes are difficult. while the word doctor is more of a title, a well earned one. its sort of hard to fit assasin as a title or a label, it could be an earned title or a label someone gives you, what is the difference between murder and assasination? im not out to kill anyone but i seek satisfaction through effectiveness through weaponry and martial arts. if my skills someday prove to be deadly then well that is the result of my training, of course it could go completely the other way. i didnt ask for my interests they are just there, ever since i was a little boy

So by saying you're not an assassin YET, you infer that you are not a murderer YET.

Just be careful out there... the real world will murder you back.

[mr goodcat]

Nor will you ever be.

what ever makes you happy

[mr goodcat]

So by saying you're not an assassin YET, you infer that you are not a murderer YET.

Just be careful out there... the real world will murder you back.

define murderer, lets look at bugs, they are alive yea? so when u kill a bug intentionally are you technically murdering it? sure you are, the definition of murder is intentional end of life.

[kurt_myers0369]

i dont need to poison anyone, actually the only reason i have it is for my microscope slides.

So..... Are you majoring in biology, philosophy, or literature??? I'm having a really hard time following your expansive education...

[mr goodcat]

So by saying you're not an assassin YET, you infer that you are not a murderer YET.

Just be careful out there... the real world will murder you back.

i doubt it, im too good

[mr goodcat]

So..... Are you majoring in biology, philosophy, or literature??? I'm having a really hard time following your expansive education...

either health and fitness or administrative justive

[NightStalker14]

i doubt it, im too good

.

I've heard that one before.

[Garland]

I have a song for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsfiU...&search=snatch

[Verse 1]
Let`s talk about dead body disposal
My proposal take the corpse to the bathtub
And drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip ya self new first so you don`t get blood on ya new shirt
And cut the fuckin` corpse up like a butcher to meat kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
So she`ll be wreaking like a fags ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away
In various trash bins in different areas
This shit`s hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it`s a carcass?
Even if they were focusing `cause the plastic bag is dark kid
And even the nosy bitch wouldn`t open it, it make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick up
The bodies hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won`t be noticed but literally turns up other shit
And ya bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Ya victim`ll stay a faggot in fragments forever stagnet

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don`t know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?

[Verse 2]
Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it`s warm outside then it`s quicker for the sour stench to leak out
the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
to coat the pieces the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
that`ll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs, and birds
Officers with dogs that smell won`t find shit when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a **** upside down in ya tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it`ll gush out on a tunnel once
But to get that last couple of pints drained work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment gentlemen I recommend
heavy duty brawn saws that cut through gendleums like pendulums
But if you want to take your time don`t rush it
either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition`s meager
And make sure there`s no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with ya name they`ll trace ya
I know it`s obvious but you`d be amazed at how easy it is
to be sloppy with this even the Mafia slips

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don`t know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills

[Hook]
Let`s talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you`ll see
Let`s talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat

Let`s talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you`ll see
Let`s talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let`s talk about that!

[Brick Top from Snatch]

[Verse 3]
There`s more choices to choose kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground a shallow grave isn`t allowed
`Cause the corpse`ll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it`s six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in formentioned
In what`s cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentionally
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it`ll pop up at low tide or
be seen by some fisherman`s opticals
Distributing! Body parts is riveting
I explained it in verbs once forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver`s fertilizer
Your advisor`s taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake id`s

[Chorus]
Dead Body Disposal
For those that don`t know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills
Dead Body Disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it`s no frills

[Hook]
Let`s talk about death baby
Disintegration of flesh you`ll see
Let`s talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let`s talk about that!



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....that was a long way to go for a joke...

[NightStalker14]

define murderer, lets look at bugs, they are alive yea? so when u kill a bug intentionally are you technically murdering it? sure you are, the definition of murder is intentional end of life.

A bug isn't sentient.

Murder, from a legal perspective, is the ending of another human being's life in cases not justified as self-defense (or on a battlefield under proper ROE).

So, you're this great philosopher, but bottom line is: you're taken with the idea of killing people.

You think it'll be wonderful, I'm willing to bet. To feel that ultimate control as you watch the life fade from his eyes.

It doesn't surprise me, to hear that...

But maybe the world will get lucky and some meth addict with a nine-auto will put you in the leaning rest.

[mr goodcat]

.

I've heard that one before.

haha i can shoot bottles with my eyes closed

[Garland]

A bug isn't sentient.

Who's to say a bug isn't sentient. I REPUDIATE yo statement. foo.

[mr goodcat]

Who's to say a bug isn't sentient. I REPUDIATE yo statement. foo.

if you want to