How long would bruce lee last with Fedor?

[Mephariel]

A least a minute. Dodge a couple of punches, dance around a while...

Fedor will probably then knock him out or submit him.

[aseepish]

Boy, tough crowd tonight.

Know any lawyer jokes?

[Britt]

This wasn't funny to me, sorry.

Boy, tough crowd tonight.

[Demi Barbito]

"""As far as no*holds*barred tournaments like the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), I don't think Bruce would enter something like that. The UFC still has some limitations to it, even though they refer to it as ultimate fighting. There are still rules that say you can't do this or that. But I think as a test of your skills, Bruce would like it.*"""

He loved it when he was training Joe Lewis. He would be at Joes fights.

[Stringer]

Bruce Lee would have no interest in fighting Fedor. He'd be about 66 years old today! Bruce was a realist...as he would say, "I'd be the baddest 66 year old around!" More than likely he'd seek out a guy like Fedor to train him and see if he could make him even better.
Now...if you're saying would Bruce in his prime fight Fedor in his prime. Bruce would possibly take the challenge if it were truly no holds barred. One of Bruce's main weapons was the biu jee (ie., eye gouge) No way would he fight a guy Fedor's size without every option available, including joint manipulation, biting, etc.
Here's one of Bruce's original students, Ted Wong on Bruce:


Bruce always wanted to stay away from the martial arts being used as a sport. I think he tended to stay away from it as a sport because you could not fully utilize the art or its potential. It was not the ultimate martial art unless it was "anything *goes." Bruce wanted to practice an art that he could use. No holds barred, no holding back, anything goes- that was his philosophy. But I think today Bruce would also like the sport portion of martial arts because you develop speed, power and timing- things you can apply to sharpen your skills.

As far as no*holds*barred tournaments like the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), I don't think Bruce would enter something like that. The UFC still has some limitations to it, even though they refer to it as ultimate fighting. There are still rules that say you can't do this or that. But I think as a test of your skills, Bruce would like it.

[Demi Barbito]

About a half a second.

[LIGHTSPEED]

Hey everyone,

Bruce Lee would stop Fedor in 1/2 second doing what he does best.

[Stringer]

No, no, that's not what would happen at all. You see, Bruce Lee would beat Fedor.

Since this is the internet and all, I do have to point out that Lee was, and is, simply incapable of being defeated. Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed. A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again. Bruce Lee is widely regarded by most paleontologists to have traveled back in time and beat up the dinosaurs, causing their extinction. Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown. Pangea is believed to have separated after it lost a bet against Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is the unrecognized and uncredited winner of the last nine Super Bowls. Bruce Lee once got in a fight with the air and beat the shit out of it; this is the reason that people now get asthma. in 1959, Bruce Lee traveled to the bottom of the Marianas trench to challenge it to a fight, but the trench backed out. Bruce Lee voluntarily left the Garden of Eden three days before Adam and Eve after leg wrestling the unicorns into submission. Mars was a moon of the Earth before being kicked out of orbit by Bruce Lee. Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed. When he rose again the next morning, his pants would fly onto his legs rather than fight him. The movie "Return of the Dragon" climaxes with a scene in which it appears that Bruce Lee's character kills Chuck Norris' character, however, this is not what actually is occurring; the scene is actual footage of the fight which will occur at the end of time in which Bruce Lee will kill Chuck Norris, resulting in the destruction of the universe.

So, in summation, Bruce Lee would win.

This wasn't funny to me, sorry.

[WildWest.]

Cool post Britt, obviously influenced by the Chuck Norris one but if you made them up yourself then good on you mate. Very funny.

[Britt]

Yeh someone has too much time on his hands

Eh, five minutes here, five minutes there.

[kuk sool won]

Thanks, those are all mine. I've been working on it for a while now. Every time I run across a "Bruce Lee v. Somebody" thread, I repost it and add a new one. The Chuck Norris one at the end is the new one this time.

Yeh someone has too much time on his hands

[Tom Yum]

How long would Bruce last w/Fedor...

Silly question, guys. C'mon.

[Britt]

Thanks, those are all mine. I've been working on it for a while now. Every time I run across a "Bruce Lee v. Somebody" thread, I repost it and add a new one. The Chuck Norris one at the end is the new one this time.

[Nips]

Hahahaha - did you take Chuck Norris jokes and just change them to read "Bruce Lee"? If not, absolute gold man, if so, absolute gold man.

[knifehand]

A 40 story building, a shipload of iron ore, and a Boeing B-29 Superfortress once challenged Bruce Lee to a four-way death match; none was ever heard from again.

....lol nice.......

Bruce Lee soundly defeated the color brown.

....man this is classic.........

Bruce Lee in his lifetime beat up thousands of men, women and children, most of them at the same time, receiving only a small cut on his upper lip for his troubles, which did not bleed.

.....dude i almost pissed myself reading this ...........

Cheese in Bruce Lee's refrigerator never went bad because he would fist fight the mold nightly before bed.

.............this is definitely the funniest thread ive ever read.....nice job Britt