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    i pinched this from rick young,s colum in mai but here goes
    1) how many jkd concept guys does it take to change a light bulb?
    we dont know there still trying to work out how many diffrent ways they can take it out!
    2) how many original/nuculas jkd guys does it take to change a light bulb?
    exactly the same as it did in 1964

    lol

  • #2
    How many JKD Instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

    A hundred. One to actually do it, and 99 to stand around telling him he is doing it all wrong.

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    • #3
      How does one become a JKD master?

      - read The Tao of JKD (or leaf through it at Borders) and watch Enter the Dragon.

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      • #4
        What you must first understand is that there is no lightbulb...

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        • #5
          Q: How many JKD instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

          A: What makes you think it needs changing???

          (Kidding! Kidding! )

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          • #6
            How many original/nucleus JKD practitioners does it take to change a light bulb?

            Three.

            1.) An instructor to teach a senior student how Thomas Edison would have changed the light bulb.

            2.) A senior student to change the light bulb.

            3.) A friend of the senior student to bad mouth Dan Inosanto on an internet forum.

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