jkd jokes

[LtMedTB]

How many original/nucleus JKD practitioners does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

1.) An instructor to teach a senior student how Thomas Edison would have changed the light bulb.

2.) A senior student to change the light bulb.

3.) A friend of the senior student to bad mouth Dan Inosanto on an internet forum.

[Britt]

Q: How many JKD instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: What makes you think it needs changing???

(Kidding! Kidding! )

[ShawnJKD]

What you must first understand is that there is no lightbulb...

[HybriDD1]

How does one become a JKD master?

- read The Tao of JKD (or leaf through it at Borders) and watch Enter the Dragon.

How many JKD Instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred. One to actually do it, and 99 to stand around telling him he is doing it all wrong.

[hullpaulg]

i pinched this from rick young,s colum in mai but here goes
1) how many jkd concept guys does it take to change a light bulb?
we dont know there still trying to work out how many diffrent ways they can take it out!
2) how many original/nuculas jkd guys does it take to change a light bulb?
exactly the same as it did in 1964

lol