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  • SamuraiGuy
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    Originally posted by Garland View Post
    Now now...our unwanted step brothers to the north (I don't remember Canada having to fight England for their independence) bring some good to the world...namely Kid's in the Hall, Hockey, and semi-drinkable beer.


    But I don't know...they can NEVER attain for bringing the likes of fucking Celine Dion into our midst.
    Didnt you see the southpark movie Canada apologized for Celine Dion.

    And your right Canada didnt have to fight England for their independence, we are the wanted child, we asked and recieved cause were the good ones, not like you douches who had a tantrum, and cried until you left. Pussies cant even talk about stuff, your like roid raged fools.

    **** hockey, its kind of a gay sport.. all that ice, who skates...

    Kids in the hall... is funny... and... well funny , but sometimes.. dont know about it...

    Semi-Drinkable beer, I'm not a beer drinker (drink whiskey you pussies) are you kidding american beer is piss with no alcohol in it... Beer is pussy no matter what unless its whiskey labeled beer, but whatever.

    We brought you insulin motherfuckers....

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  • kuk sool won
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    It does sum up what a 'great' country it is when its most famous for, maple syrup, reindeer and due south.

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  • Garland
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    Originally posted by Mike Brewer
    Well, I don't want to get all wrapped up in acts and historical truth and all that nonsense. I'm just going to come right out and say what all you people know is true.

    Americans are the greatest people on Earth, and this country rocks.

    There. Now go cry in your kidney pies and salmon, or whatever you canucks eat.

    (Hopefully, you all know I am kidding, but if not, please feel free to get all worked up and entertain us!)
    Now now...our unwanted step brothers to the north (I don't remember Canada having to fight England for their independence) bring some good to the world...namely Kid's in the Hall, Hockey, and semi-drinkable beer.


    But I don't know...they can NEVER attain for bringing the likes of fucking Celine Dion into our midst.

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  • kuk sool won
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    Originally posted by kurt_myers0369 View Post
    Wanker is a funny ass word... I've never used it until today, but I'm pleased with the results. At least there's one thing British people can be proud of...
    I agree there, no other nation could do it, it was hard work but we finally thought of a word to sum up the Americans.

    P.S. it is spelt *Arse

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  • SamuraiGuy
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    Originally posted by Juicefree View Post
    I'm impressed with the sheer depth and degree of thought that has clearly gone into your response Hamandpieguy


    Check this link out. Canada's finest I believe ?

    http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebo...2/jokeid/40273
    While surely that is a blunder dont make me bring up America and Britain's greatest military blunder involving sand....

    In other news hows the war in Iraq going...

    oh shit there it is....

    Count it!

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  • kurt_myers0369
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    Wanker is a funny ass word... I've never used it until today, but I'm pleased with the results. At least there's one thing British people can be proud of...

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  • kurt_myers0369
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    Originally posted by Juicefree View Post
    Best check out The Battle of Britain, and your grammar whilst you're there.
    Its called shorthand, you bloody wanker. Americans, as you know, are notoriously lazy. I'm not writing a deposition, I'm in a forum. Find something else to whine about.

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  • Juicefree
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    I'm impressed with the sheer depth and degree of thought that has clearly gone into your response Hamandpieguy


    Check this link out. Canada's finest I believe ?

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  • SamuraiGuy
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    Originally posted by Juicefree View Post
    Gentlemen,

    I do not believe the British were at Wounded Knee or Sand Creek, neither did 5,000 of us 'fruitlessly' chase after one man through Arizona, neither did the British betray and brutally kill Crazy Horse, neither did we betray our promise to Red Cloud after he'd whipped our asses.

    As for Canada, I believe Chief Joseph headed that way, once again hounded and out numbered by the Americans, as Canada offered Native Americans a better/fairer way of life.

    I also believe the Britsh abolished slavery a long time before America.

    As to American military prowess, best check out Korea and the Fighting Gloucesters, where the Americans crumbled and ran .....

    On a final note I am also more than aware that we British too have our share of colonial guilt to bear. I'm just looking to strike a fair balance here.

    Go home you wanker, if your not CANadian how CAN your opinion count, bwahahaha,bwahahaha,bwahhaha.... ..... ...... ..... ....

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  • Juicefree
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    Gentlemen,

    I do not believe the British were at Wounded Knee or Sand Creek, neither did 5,000 of us 'fruitlessly' chase after one man through Arizona, neither did the British betray and brutally kill Crazy Horse, neither did we betray our promise to Red Cloud after he'd whipped our asses.

    As for Canada, I believe Chief Joseph headed that way, once again hounded and out numbered by the Americans, as Canada offered Native Americans a better/fairer way of life.

    I also believe the Britsh abolished slavery a long time before America.

    As to American military prowess, best check out Korea and the Fighting Gloucesters, where the Americans crumbled and ran .....

    On a final note I am also more than aware that we British too have our share of colonial guilt to bear. I'm just looking to strike a fair balance here.

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  • SamuraiGuy
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    Nope the French and British stuck it to the Natives, we've never done shit to them :P

    And we speak funny?

    Dagnammit yalls be right.... we sures aint ... durrr....

    lmao...

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  • SamuraiGuy
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    Originally posted by Mike Brewer
    I know it's completely off topic, but I just loved this bit:



    Mostly because, Bri, he's completely right. Did you forget about the whole "Colonies" thing? We were Britain when we got here...
    Actually, Canada was the whole colonies thing, you guys are just the people sent to live down south because we didnt want you here....

    Then when you tried to get back into the north in 1812 we kicked your ass....

    Wow you guys really suck... alot...


    *Maniacal laughter*

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  • WildWest.
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    Good point.

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  • Rickster
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    Everybody wants to talk ill of people once they are no longer popular

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  • WildWest.
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    I can't believe this discussion is still raging.....it's time to let it go.

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