TKD Patterns Competition

[osopardo]

Glad I could help!

One brutish pugilist turned internal oriental philosophy geek, 50 million to go.

[El Mastero]

Let's all play follow the troll!. You'll have a blast! Go to members list. Click on the letter T. Click on page 3. Scroll down and click on ThaiBri. Next click on
Find all posts by Thai Bri. You'll be able to follow the trolls footprints on this message board. You can follow his posts after posts of bashing martial artists and martial art systems that he does not agree with. Come one and come all. It's really fun!

[Thai Bri]

You have no idea how hard it is to know everything. If you knew everything, you would know. If you did not know everything, you might not know. But you might know, as not knowing everything does not mean that you do not know what it is like to know everything. But I do know, as I do know everything. You know?

Anyway, if you don't like my posts, please be a little more gentle about telling me. I am rather sensitive, after all.

[El Mastero]

Those who know do not speak;
Those who speak do not know.
Black the passages,
Shut the doors,
Let all sharpness be blunted,
All tangles untied,
All glare tempered.
All dust smoothed.
This is called the mysterious leveling.
He who has achieved it cannot either be drawn into friendship or repelled,
Cannot be benefited, cannot be harmed,
Cannot either be raised or humbled,
And for that very reason is highest of all creatures under heaven.

[Thai Bri]

Thanks. Come on everybody. Lets give a big hand to El Masturbaterio.

Well. Maybe not a hand.

[eXcessiveForce]

Okay guys, enough with this. Stay on topic or at least related to martial arts

[Thai Bri]

Fair enough. Do you thinks its possible to defend yourself whilst masturbating?

[osopardo]

Fair enough. Do you thinks its possible to defend yourself whilst masturbating?

As the premier student of Maxetai-Ryu I wil hypothesize that yes it is possible and refer you to Master Maxetai's thread on spitting as an effective self-defense technique.

[eXcessiveForce]

geez

[osopardo]

geez

Did you mean to say "jizz"?

[Thai Bri]

When you say "If you must use force, make it excessive", do you mean "Harder! Harder! Harder!"?

[Maxetai]

As the premier student of Maxetai-Ryu I wil hypothesize that yes it is possible and refer you to Master Maxetai's thread on spitting as an effective self-defense technique.

And how do you react to a spit bro? By licking it up?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way Osopardo, you are not my premier student.
It's one thing to disagree with someone and have a different point of view and another to ridicule someone.
A little respect towards others goes a long way.
By spitting I meant the stuff that comes out of your mouth and not from your peewee! Perhaps Thai Bri is right about the connection of you and masturbation.
And one more thing, the overwhelming majority agreed with me on spitting as a legitimate street fighting (self defense) technique.

[osopardo]

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[Maxetai]

1. I am so too your premier student by virtue of the fact that I went right out and tried the technique at the earliest opportunity. As for respect - you're the one who started this whole spitting thing, how respectful is that?!?

2. No ridicule or disagreement intended, I think it's a great technique!

3. As your premier student (yes I am!) I have taken the concept to another level and include any body fluid issuing from any orifice which may cause a distraction. This thing is bigger than both of us, and continues to grow!

4. I was one of those who agreed that spitting was an effective legimate technique. Then went out and used it.

I'm hurt and disappointed to have fallen so far from grace, you once called me your hero. Maybe it's time for me to splinter off and start my own style...Maxetai-Ryu Concepts, Oso-ryu, Seven Fluids Kung Fu,...

1. In a real fight respect has no place. Anything goes, so spitting is legit.

2. Sounds good to me! Agreed!

3. Sorry, but as of this moment, I have no students. Perhaps you could count as a virtual, honorary student?

4. You are quite right on this one! I apologize.

Happy New Year Osopardo!!!
P.S. I got pissed off because I thought you you're making fun of me personally. I now realize that you meant no harm. Take care.

[matthewkemp]

hey thai bri, boxers shadow box right? well tkd and karate practitioners do katas, if they dont help in a real life situation, it helps improve general technique