I remember this one martial arts expert, must be like a 6th degree blackbelt in karate, a 2nd degree in aikijutsu I think, and he was doing some self-defense work with some ukes (the lower-ranking senseis who volunteer to get thrown around by him), anyhow, his wife was like, "I don't think that would work....", or "That doesn't look real..." so then he's like, "WHADDYA MEAN IT DOESN'T LOOK REAL!?" POW! BAM! CRACK! God bless the poor ukes that day.......

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