What's inside a girl?

[Ronin]

Tez will never know.

[What's inside a girl?]

Oh, you're good. Very good. You have the wit of a modern day Churchill.

What's inside a girl? My John Thomas if she's your g/f. The poor girl is probably gagging for it.

Later.

[Ronin]

I'm glad I don't look like that baboon Churchill. It says something about your country that lower primates are allowed to serve in high office.

I don't have a girlfriend at the moment. My ex WOULD gag if she saw your skinny ass. Even her current beau is sexier than you.

What, Pit's not around so you have to lust after me now? Go play with your bunsen burners you wanky bastard.

[Ryu (non-working password]

Tez,
Only virgins use vulgarity and pictures of gay butt openings to make their point.

Leave the rest of us alone, we actually HAVE sex...


Ryu

[What's inside a girl?]

Originally posted by Ronin
Even her current beau is sexier than you.

Pure speculation, however, we do know he is sexier than you. Why else would she have dumped you and moved on? He was probably satisfying her while you guys were together.

A sad picture is emerging. I'm starting to feel sorry for your ass.

[Ronin]

That was absolutely priceless, Tez.

Even Pit Dog never said anything that rude to me.

You have revealed yourself to be the worthless piece of sh!t we all knew you were. Like Pit Dog, I will remind you that if you ever speak that way to me in person, you will be searching for your teeth in your own feces.

God, what a little bastard you are. Please go kill yourself, and make the world a better place.

And no, they weren't shagging while we were still together you mean little f*ck...even if she had no respect for me, he lives half-way across the country.

What the hell do you think gives you the right to say things like that? F*ck Pit Dog, I never said anything like that to you. If it had been true, I would probably be fetal right now. What the hell is the matter with you? God, you two f*cking deserve each other. Wait, I take it back. He's just an arrogant loud-mouth, not a sniveling piece of trash like you.

I hope you one day receive the ass-kicking you so richly deserve. You are not worth my time.

[Ryu (non-working password]

Ronin, don't let this guy get you upset.
That's the sole reason he's doing it.

Think about it. The whole forum could care less whether he lives or dies. That has got to hurt him bad.

[Ronin]

Ryu:

He seemed part-human once. He has a wife and a job. He even claims to have a PHD for Christ's sake. I guess this is how he gets his jollies, picking fights with complete strangers half a world away.

I'm sorry, but wife/gf comments are out-of-line. The guy is sub-human.

[What's inside a girl?]

Hey Ronin, you know what they say about people in glass houses....

BTW Don't threaten me. I may call you on it.

[Ronin]

Did I mention your wife, you sad little f*ck? No, I didn't.

You have crossed all lines of respect and good taste, confirming everything Pit Dog ever said about you. You have made him look like Mother Theresa. You are such a moron! All you have done is made him more popular. You idiot! Stick to computers...you can't do a f*cking thing right when it comes to people.

You would never have the balls to face me in real life. You would run away like the coward Pit Dog pegged you for.

[What's inside a girl?]

Set it up.

[Ronin]

Bitch, you live in England, I live in upstate New York. YOU fly across the pond and call me at 315-207-9006. Then, drive your skinny, couch-potato ass out to where I live (it's in my profile) and I would beat you like there's no tomorrrow.

However, it's all chatter. You are a pussy, and everyone knows it. You talk tough from behind your computer (the only thing that loves you), but in your heart you know you're worthless.

What are your credentials? I have a first-degree black belt in karate (not McDojo), and 14 years cumulative experience in the martial arts, including BJJ. What do you have, besides your mouth? Nothing, I would wager.

What is your problem with me anyway? I tried to give you some friendly advice and you came back on me. Then, I pick on you some more and you start talking trash about my ex. Come to America, limey. I will f*cking HAMMER YOU.

[What's inside a girl?]

Hey Ronin, you put out the challenge, so I get to pick the place. That's how it works. My guess is you put out the challenge because YOU KNOW it will never happen.

BTW Welcome to the Internet. You chose to trash me in your psychoanalysis thread so you got what was coming. Now quit crying like a little puss. And no, I'm not Sleepsleeve, try getting your facts straight before you lauch a retaliatory strike.

As for my training:

Purple Belt Shotokan
5 years on and off BJJ with Carley Gracie, Carlson Gracie & Rocian Gracie Jr.
A little kickboxing, not much to speak of.

I trained with Carley & Rocian while I lived in SF. Carlson would train us on his montly visits to SF.

[Ronin]

Your stand-up sucks.

I would smash you before it ever went to the ground.

Then, I would smash you on the ground. I know enough BJJ to neutralize subs and beat your skinny ass within an inch of your life. You ever see Igor Vovchanchin fight? Same thing.

Like I'm going to fly to England to kick your "arse". Whatever. Too bad you can't take a joke without resorting to personal insults. I will humiliate you over and over again, since you can't match me physically or mentally, just talk about my love-life. Pathetic.

[What's inside a girl?]

Hee hee. He's kicking my cyberass again.

I don't know Ronin, so I don't know who would win a fight. What I do know is I am well prepared. We spar half-speed NHB all the time. Ronin, you don't scare me, and I'm not scared to lose a fight.

BTW What's your height and weight?